Dogs and MTBs.. what would you have done ?

[Hoonercat]

If it was my land

It wasn't...

and I had my shotgun

you didn't...

I'd have done all three

:yawn:

I believe the question was referring to what would you have done in this particular situation. So far you've told us you'd have gouged out the eyes, choked it to death (but not in this particular situation) and now you've entered into some fantasy where you've teleported the dogs onto your land while you're stood there with a shotgun in hand, rather than a bike.
I bet your teacher loved reading your exam paper answers

[Hoonercat]

you can pontificate and bullshit all you like about what a wizard you are with dangerous dogs

Feel free to point out where you think I've done that.

but you'd be just as bolloxed as anyone else in that situation and standing there doing nothing is basing your response on pure luck that the dogs aren't actually that keen on killing you.

I've been in a similar situation 3 times. I'll not bore you with the details, but I'd like to think my initial reaction helped in not getting bitten on each occassion. Maybe I'd have been better off following your lead by relying on pure luck to determine whether or not the dogs wanted to kill me IMHO, sometimes it's best to do nothing, sometimes it isn't, depends on the dogs and the situation. As I've said, I think the bloke did the right thing is this situation.

You're trying to belittle me because you're triggered, you're like every other dangerous dog owner and you come out fighting if anyone suggests these things should be removed from society. The rescue centres should be closed, the dogs destroyed, the breeds banned and people like you only allowed to own a parrot, so you can bore that to death with your dog whispering bullshit.

9 dogs, none of them are 'attack' breeds and I regularly have people over for a few hours or sometimes staying for weeks at a time. Try again. And just to be clear, I'd never consider owning a Malinois or similar breed, regardless of whether they're from a working line or not.