The Might Merc SLK is up for sale.

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The Might Merc SLK is up for sale.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144558471151

If any of you lot think you can tame the beast, put in an offer. ;)

Ebay blurb:

For sale is my Mercedes SLK 200 Kompressor. Only 64k miles and in great condition. Recently serviced and with a fresh MOT she is ready for the summer. The Vario Roof works flawlessly and has always been maintained by me with dry silicone lube and seal protector.
The wheels were recently powder coated a mid-anthracite with matching centre caps and look stunning. All tyres have good tread remaining.
The interior is fully loaded with heated seats and the must-have Air Scarf which blows warm around your neck, meaning the roof can be down even on the coldest of winter days. The car also has air con which blows nice and cold. Everything works as it should both inside and out. The car has been maintained well and driven by a mature driver (me!)
I replaced the old head unit and had a touch screen unit professionally installed which can connect via Bluetooth or, even better, via USB in the glove box to utilise the Android Auto or Apple Airplay on your phone giving you sat nav, streaming music, voice control, etc. Discrete microphone allows for calls, Whatapp messages, etc. Speaker system is typical Mercedes quality, i.e. top notch. Sounds great.
Exterior looks great, albeit with one or two car park marks commensurate with age. One of them my fault, the rest the fault of the car park fairies who go around scratching and denting other people's cars then disappear into thin air.
Drives faultlessly and pulls really well thanks to the supercharger. Gear change is as it should be. The car has been recently serviced and is good to go.
Two keys and a wallet full of documents, including the V5.
Selling as I simply don't use it anymore, so somebody else can have the pleasure.
Viewing is highly advised. I'm in the BR6 area. Deposit secures and bank transfer on collection. No scammers please, I've heard them all before. I'm open to offers, but not silly ones. I know what the car is worth and if I don't sell it, I'll just keep it and enjoy the odd drive here and there.

Any questions, just ask.
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Re: The Might Merc SLK is up for sale.

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gremlin wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:17 pm Any questions, just ask.
What's the biggest tree?
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Re: The Might Merc SLK is up for sale.

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KungFooBob wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:21 pm
gremlin wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:17 pm Any questions, just ask.
What's the biggest tree?
General Sherman giant redwood in California

Does the Merc have traces of bodily fluids on the seats?
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Re: The Might Merc SLK is up for sale.

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Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:24 pm
KungFooBob wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:21 pm
gremlin wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:17 pm Any questions, just ask.
What's the biggest tree?
General Sherman giant redwood in California

Does the Merc have traces of bodily fluids on the seats?
With my dodgy prostate, most probably.
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Re: The Might Merc SLK is up for sale.

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Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:24 pm
KungFooBob wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:21 pm
gremlin wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 1:17 pm Any questions, just ask.
What's the biggest tree?
General Sherman giant redwood in California

Does the Merc have traces of bodily fluids on the seats?
No its not, its the Pink Bunkerdoo

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