Jokes Thread

[636mick]

I need some help.
A few months ago I accepted a friend request on Facebook from a guy called Buster, we share a liking for 70’s band the Sweet. He sent the odd video, some clips etc but then started to bombard me with, not only videos but also messages that were non stop. As much as I like The Sweet I thought enough is enough so I tried to unfriend him, block him whatever was needed but this is where I ran into a problem and was unable to do it, so could do with some tech type help.
Does anyone know the way?
There’s got to be a way to block Buster!











Sorry.
Mick

[Docca]

[slowsider]

I need some help.
A few months ago I accepted a friend request on Facebook from a guy called Buster, we share a liking for 70’s band the Sweet. He sent the odd video, some clips etc but then started to bombard me with, not only videos but also messages that were non stop. As much as I like The Sweet I thought enough is enough so I tried to unfriend him, block him whatever was needed but this is where I ran into a problem and was unable to do it, so could do with some tech type help.
Does anyone know the way?
There’s got to be a way to block Buster!

we just haven't got a clue what to do.

[Taipan]

I saw a midget climbing down the prison wall on a rope made of sheets the other day. He gave me a really patronising look before running away. I thought to myself, 'Well, that's a little con descending'...

[Yorick]

I saw a midget climbing down the prison wall on a rope made of sheets the other day. He gave me a really patronising look before running away. I thought to myself, 'Well, that's a little con descending'...

Have you opened the Christmas crackers early this year?

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[Taipan]

[Docca]

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[Taipan]

[KungFooBob]

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean
all go to a bar...

The doorman stops them and says, "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai."

[Saga Lout]

Men going into a bars jokes, is it?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a bar. The barman says "Is this some sort of joke?"

A CofE vicar, a Catholic priest and a rabbit go into a bar. The barman says "What drinks do you want?" The rabbit says "Don't ask me, I'm only here because of predictive text".

[KungFooBob]

[Mussels]

Lightweights!

[Trinity765]

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[Yorick]

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[KungFooBob]

[KungFooBob]

[Taipan]

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