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** An Announcement **

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:38 pm
by McSatan
Today I had it confirmed, I've given birth to a bouncing baby stage 1/2 throat cancer. On the bright side, this is one of the most treatable cancers with a very high survival rate, unfortunately the treatment is brutal. As part of the diagnosis I had whole body MRI scans which confirmed what I had always thought, I was cast from the same mould as Lemmy and Keith Richards. Liver, heart, lungs, arteries all clear and functioning perfectly, a miracle of modern science. Apart from the cancer bit 🙂
This is just to forestall questions over the Summer about where I am, might as well get it over and done with.
Don't worry about me, pain is just a state of mind and I'll win, I'll be out and about and much thinner later this year, but big hugs to my darling wife for looking after me 🥰 And pretending not to notice the Jack Daniels and oxycodone snifters :}
Have a look at this. It's what I've got to look forward to 🙂
https://www.channel4.com/programmes/rho ... k-for-su2c

Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:40 pm
by KungFooBob
Dibs on the leccy bike ;)

Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:43 pm
by weeksy
Kick it's arse fella

Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:49 pm
by mangocrazy
I don't know you and I've never met you (apart from on here), but I'll echo weeksy's comment; give the fucker a damn good shoeing.

Then come back here and tell us all about it...

Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:51 pm
by Felix
Kelty are you not? Survive that dump im sure you will be fine (Y)

Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:57 pm
by Yorick
Kick arse baby :obscene-birdiedoublered:

Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:01 pm
by Taipan
Damn. Always fancied a drink with you and hunter back in the day. Maybe our lifestyles catch up with us as i'm under investigations myself at present. Its about the journey right. Hang in there... :thumbup:

Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:03 pm
by McSatan
Felix wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:51 pm Kelty are you not? Survive that dump im sure you will be fine (Y)
Nearly forty years ago. The village of my birth, where even the worst school taught us punctuation and grammar. If I can manage it squinting sideways through cancer drugs and Jack Daniels, you have no excuse. Have a word with yourself. :)

Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:06 pm
by Horse
Best wishes, chap.

Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:08 pm
by Taipan
Felix wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:51 pm Kelty are you not? Survive that dump im sure you will be fine (Y)
Kelty? Isnt that jockanese for loch ness monster ? :crazy:

Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:10 pm
by Yambo
McSatan wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:38 pm pain is just a state of mind and I'll win,
No, pain is a sensation and sensations are to be enjoyed.

Geçmis olsun fella. :thumbup:

Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:13 pm
by Rockburner
Best of luck with it mate.

Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:15 pm
by Felix
Taipan wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:08 pm
Felix wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:51 pm Kelty are you not? Survive that dump im sure you will be fine (Y)
Kelty? Isnt that jockanese for loch ness monster ? :crazy:
You may mock but i spotted that beast

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Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:26 pm
by Wscad
Cancer had good look at me last year. The hhs were very good.

NHS to me.......wscad......today we know more about cancer than we did yesterday... tomorrow we will know more about cancer than we did yesterday .

Other that ..... just put one foot in front of the other.....that’s all we do these days.

Live long and prosper 🖖

Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:35 pm
by Cousin Jack
You are bigger than this, kick it's arse and come back and tell us how hard you are.

Best wishes.

Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:50 pm
by Buckaroo
Get well and think of this as a bump in the road.

Boot in the nuts and a knee in the chin is the prescribed surgical procedure.

Remember, you may have cancer but the bastard doesn't have you :obscene-birdiedoublered:

Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 11:02 pm
by Sunny
All the best chap, give it a shoeing 👍

Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 6:39 am
by Count Steer
I'm a bit surprised any unruly, poorly disciplined cells dare take up residence in McSatan! They won't know what's hit 'em. :D

All the best with the treatment and recovery McMate. :thumbup:

Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 8:11 am
by Supermofo
All the best to you mate, smash it one.

Re: ** An Announcement **

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 9:22 am
by asmethurst99
All the best mr mcsatan