Your mom goes to college!

[KungFooBob]

Favourite movie quotes?

Three per person max (like anyone will stick to the rules).

I imagine there's gonna be quite a few Roy Batty Tears in rain monologues sprinkled with a few Nuke the Site from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

[Horse]

In Air America

Plane crashes on the airfield, is on fire.

Someone emerges from the wreckage and collapses. No-one can get near because of the flames.

"Is he dead?"

"Well, if he's not, then he's very calm."

[Mr. Dazzle]

No luck catching them [insert object] then?

It's the car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule.

[KungFooBob]

In Air America

Plane crashes on the airfield, is on fire.

Someone emerges from the wreckage and collapses. No-one can get near because of the flames.

"Is he dead?"

"Well, if he's not, then he's very calm."

The only Air America quote I remember is "Would you like a piece of juicy fruit?"

[Skub]

Scarface - Say hello to my little friend.

Oh Brother Where art Thou - We thought you was a toad.

[Count Steer]

'Well, nobody's perfect'.

('Some Like it Hot'...there are several others in the same film).

[MrLongbeard]

The only Air America quote I remember is "Would you like a piece of juicy fruit?"

[KungFooBob]

The only Air America quote I remember is "Would you like a piece of juicy fruit?"

I thought that was Con Air?

[mangocrazy]

From Blazing Saddles

Waco Kid: You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West.

You know... morons.

also...

Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!

and finally...

Hedley Lamarr: Now go do... that voodoo... that You do... So Well...!

[Horse]

MP's Holy Grail. Can't remember exact wording, but roughly:

"He must the king, he's not covered in shit "

[cheb]

Jabberwocky: I saw a doctor once, he didn't see me, I was hiding.

And the scene in The Guard when the copper being bribed asks if all the money is there.

[MrLongbeard]

The only Air America quote I remember is "Would you like a piece of juicy fruit?"

I thought that was Con Air?

[Rockburner]

From Blazing Saddles
also...

Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!

!

.... Could you repeat that?

[Felix]

Theres no place like home.

[MrLongbeard]

Sir! The override! It's been overridden!

[Saga Lout]

Every adventure/horror movie:
"This is a very dangerous situation, let's all go our separate ways so the bad guys can pick us off one by one."

I'm not sure I've got the quote exactly right, but that's the gist.

[ChrisW]

“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.”

[wheelnut]

‘Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room’

[Greenman]

Too weird to live, to rare to die!

[DefTrap]

"it could be worse, you could be stabbed"

I think I say this at least a dozen times a day.