Went to a Harvester for the first time in years last night...
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Went to a Harvester for the first time in years last night...
M-I-L was having a 'good day', as much as she can given her conditions, and surprisingly said yes when Mrs. G proposed going out for something to eat. She doesn't like 'foreign food', so choice is limited to say the least. F-I-L suggested Harvester, so that was all agreed....
Anyhow, we get there and we're shown to our table, I take a look around and fuck me, the amount of fat people in there was staggering. Now, I don't want to get all judgmental, but there was a woman who, like a car crash, I couldn't look away from. Sat opposite her equally large partner, she was a fucking heffer. Wearing the obligatory leggings, she had a full-on 'gunt' and couldn't shovel the food in quick enough. I can only assume they must do a 'bottomless Coke' as the glasses kept being brought up and the empties taken away. It was truly mesmerizing.
Another table had Fat Mum, Fat Dad and three little piggie kids. Youngest must have been around 5 years old and was a porker. Do these parents not look at the kid and think, 'That ain't good. I'll do something about that'. Or maybe not, maybe just order them up the biggest, most calorific dessert on the menu.
I'm no preachy, muscle-bound, health guru, flax seed munching Joe Wicks type, but I do try to exercise a bit, eat in moderation and generally tend to look after my health in an holistic way. Not like these two, it would appear...
They seem to be quite proud of their inherent lack of common sense and any burden they put on the health service. Well done, ladies.
Anyhow, we get there and we're shown to our table, I take a look around and fuck me, the amount of fat people in there was staggering. Now, I don't want to get all judgmental, but there was a woman who, like a car crash, I couldn't look away from. Sat opposite her equally large partner, she was a fucking heffer. Wearing the obligatory leggings, she had a full-on 'gunt' and couldn't shovel the food in quick enough. I can only assume they must do a 'bottomless Coke' as the glasses kept being brought up and the empties taken away. It was truly mesmerizing.
Another table had Fat Mum, Fat Dad and three little piggie kids. Youngest must have been around 5 years old and was a porker. Do these parents not look at the kid and think, 'That ain't good. I'll do something about that'. Or maybe not, maybe just order them up the biggest, most calorific dessert on the menu.
I'm no preachy, muscle-bound, health guru, flax seed munching Joe Wicks type, but I do try to exercise a bit, eat in moderation and generally tend to look after my health in an holistic way. Not like these two, it would appear...
They seem to be quite proud of their inherent lack of common sense and any burden they put on the health service. Well done, ladies.
All aboard the Peckham Pigeon! All aboard!
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Re: Went to a Harvester for the first time in years last night...
Someone needs to support the service sector
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Re: Went to a Harvester for the first time in years last night...
Who'd have thought it, fatties in a pile it high restaurant.
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Re: Went to a Harvester for the first time in years last night...
They're a pair of idiots.
They mention that it's not just eat less, move more. I can guarantee that if they consumed fewer calories and did more exercise they'd lose weight, it's pretty basic stuff.
Also, let's not get started on this whole "We're plus size people" thing.
No, you're obese, probably morbidly obese. The huge excess weight that you're carrying about will almost certainly lead to a multiude of medical issues like heart disease, diabetes, increased risk of stroke, knee problems, back problems and a load of other musculoskeletal issues.
It really boils my piss when I hear these people who don't take responsibility for their persoanl health and try to blame it on everything else around them!
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Re: Went to a Harvester for the first time in years last night...
I could shag the dark haired one, if I had too.
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Re: Went to a Harvester for the first time in years last night...
You'd need a bag of flour and have to turn the light off to avoid a burnt arse.
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Re: Went to a Harvester for the first time in years last night...
Being obese is a lifestyle choice.
Those two in the video want to be fat, it's a simple as that.
Those two in the video want to be fat, it's a simple as that.
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Re: Went to a Harvester for the first time in years last night...
If she was to "die of coronavirus" would people be, in her words, be less sad she died, I think she has wrong. The pall bearers would be fucking gutted she died as they have to heave her big ass coffin down to the crematorium.
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Re: Went to a Harvester for the first time in years last night...
Same as being a traveller or religious but moan about them and you get called racist, fatties are just trying to get the same.