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Head on collision
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2023 3:46 pm
by weeksy
Glad we don't own a Duster!
Re: Head on collision
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2023 3:52 pm
by Yorick
Fark. Glad we have very quiet roads

Re: Head on collision
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2023 4:05 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
This is why I don't tow an enormous concrete wall behind me

Re: Head on collision
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2023 4:37 pm
by Noggin
So. Ford, Landrover and Toyota for the win.
Oh, and don't have a head on with a concrete wall tailgating you!!!

Re: Head on collision
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2023 5:57 pm
by ChrisW
My take was that I should be buying an American tractor unit as soon as possible.
Re: Head on collision
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2023 6:18 pm
by JackyJoll
It’s not the most relevant test I’ve ever seen.
Re: Head on collision
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2023 7:33 pm
by KungFooBob
Well that's all CGI innit, hardy Euro NCAP.
Re: Head on collision
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2023 7:55 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
KungFooBob wrote: Tue Aug 29, 2023 7:33 pm
Well that's all CGI innit, hardy Euro NCAP.
Re: Head on collision
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2023 7:55 pm
by Skub
The truck did ok.
Re: Head on collision
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2023 7:59 pm
by Yorick
Skub wrote: Tue Aug 29, 2023 7:55 pmThe truck did ok.
They used 17 trucks

Re: Head on collision
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2023 11:40 pm
by Kneerly Down
Not as good as the 300mph bus crash test:
Re: Head on collision
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2023 8:08 am
by Horse
Re: Head on collision
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2023 8:55 am
by Mr. Dazzle
Go big or go home!
Re: Head on collision
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2023 12:41 pm
by slowhare
Viewer discretion: this clip contains footage some may find distressing.
Re: Head on collision
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2023 1:16 pm
by KungFooBob
slowhare wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2023 12:41 pm
Viewer discretion: this clip contains footage some may find distressing.
Mortimer Road, or as us locals tend to call it.. the strines.
Great bit of road, most of it was resurfaced for the Tdf a few years back.
Re: Head on collision
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2023 4:20 pm
by slowhare
KungFooBob wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2023 1:16 pm
Great bit of road, most of it was resurfaced for the Tdf a few years back.
Hope you never meet a car head on in your lane.
At least that chap cleared the vehicle.
Happened to me once (once was enough). Must’ve been the late 80s, at a large junction at Eaton Gate SW1. A courier van, in a hurry, took the traffic island on the wrong side. Hit me head on. I cleared the van and must’ve pirouetted mid air as i ended up in a press-up position facing the opposite direction. Everything went dead silent and hazy, just as in a few scenes in Saving Private Ryan. Then, as i picked myself up, all hell broke loose: honking horns, & people screaming ‘get out the fcking way!’ I was shaken, but fine and not half as shocked as the courier who’d hit me, who was pale & visibly trembling. The z650 was totalled.
Re: Head on collision
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2023 4:23 pm
by KungFooBob
I went over the top of a 5 series pulling across my lane to go down a drive way, I cleared it like a pro... Apparently. I don't remember much.
Re: Head on collision
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2023 7:49 pm
by slowhare
Clearing the vehicle has benefits.
There’s a horrific head on from Hungary out there involving two bikes. One ran wide into another at speed. Neither survived.

Re: Head on collision
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2023 10:30 pm
by Scootabout
slowhare wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2023 4:20 pm
Hope you never meet a car head on in your lane.
At least that chap cleared the vehicle.
I ride with a Helite airbag vest these days. People have questioned the value. I think it's in that type of crash that there would be real benefit.
Re: Head on collision
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2023 3:36 pm
by Bigjawa
slowhare wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2023 12:41 pm
Viewer discretion: this clip contains footage some may find distressing.
That's like the crash in 2001 that ended my courier career, bike coming the other way, lost it and took me out, I saw the bike sliding straight at me and hit the brakes, did a stoppie like the guy in the vid and when the impact occured I did my superman bit like the vid.
Fooking sore.