Boris's new Job Prospects!

[Greenman]

So it seems Boris will be leaving the circus that is the conservative party soon, it's almost inevitable.

My question is, what will his new job prospects look like, what will he do next?

My predictions:

Apply for position in the Circus - Head Clown

CEO for a large corporation - His PM training in Lies and corruption puts him in a good position for this role.

Shelf stacker for Asda - OK i know this is a bit above his abilities, but he has to start somewhere! Might be a bit too labor intensive!

We of course all know he will just go back to his mansions and have tea and pimms with Daddy, but it's a bit of fun innit...

[Noggin]

So it seems Boris will be leaving the circus that is the conservative party soon, it's almost inevitable.

My question is, what will his new job prospects look like, what will he do next?

My predictions:

Apply for position in the Circus - Head Clown

CEO for a large corporation - His PM training in Lies and corruption puts him in a good position for this role.

Shelf stacker for Asda - OK i know this is a bit above his abilities, but he has to start somewhere! Might be a bit too labor intensive!

We of course all know he will just go back to his mansions and have tea and pimms with Daddy, but it's a bit of fun innit...

In France, cos Daddy now has a French passport

[Greenman]

He's resigned...thank fuck, my mate is desperate for a new window cleaner!

[Ditchfinder]

Catalogue model for a workwear brand - that man knows how to wear hi-vis and a hard hat

[gremlin]

Yous lot is only jealous.

[Greenman]

Yous lot is only jealous.

Jealous of someone resigning!

[gremlin]

Yous lot is only jealous.

Jealous of someone resigning!

His apparent success despite any discernible scruples, talent or anything over than sheer chutzpah !

You'd be having a slice of that if it was offered.

[Lutin]

Catalogue model for a workwear brand - that man knows how to wear hi-vis and a hard hat

Still looks like a pillock when he does though. Just like very other mp ever does.

[Lutin]

My question is, what will his new job prospects look like, what will he do next?

Bulldozer blocker to prevent the new runway at Heathrow?

[G.P]

Staying in post until the Tories try and find a successor while 60 odd ministers have resigned from their position appears to be the immediate challenge. The fucker needs kicking out today if we want any kind of functional government over the summer.

[Greenman]

Yous lot is only jealous.

Jealous of someone resigning!

His apparent success despite any discernible scruples, talent or anything over than sheer chutzpah !

You'd be having a slice of that if it was offered.

Nah, i have morals and ethics, but who knows, absolute money corrupts absolutely.!

[Mr Moofo]

TBH, he will end up in journalism - where he is able to comment and critic things but doesn't actually have to deliver or have any morals.
In his head he still feels he is a political force of the highest order - but difficult to see him being allowed to control anything again as he has zero ability to strategise or plan.

[Ant]

Jealous of someone resigning!

His apparent success despite any discernible scruples, talent or anything over than sheer chutzpah !

You'd be having a slice of that if it was offered.

Nah, i have morals and ethics, but who knows, absolute money corrupts absolutely.!

People with money certainly causes bitterness, hate and resent amongst those who can't have it.

[JamJar]

His apparent success despite any discernible scruples, talent or anything over than sheer chutzpah !

You'd be having a slice of that if it was offered.

Nah, i have morals and ethics, but who knows, absolute money corrupts absolutely.!

People with money certainly causes bitterness, hate and resent amongst those who can't have it.

I get that you are just throwing your stinky bait around as usual, but he doesn't have money ... he was whining he couldn't afford to live on the PM salary.

[Ant]

Nah, i have morals and ethics, but who knows, absolute money corrupts absolutely.!

People with money certainly causes bitterness, hate and resent amongst those who can't have it.

I get that you are just throwing your stinky bait around as usual, but he doesn't have money ... he was whining he couldn't afford to live on the PM salary.

A PM salary is about £165,000 - that is someone with money. If he says he can't afford to live on it, he has shed loads more money than any of us here.

[slowsider]

"Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery."

[DefTrap]

He should apply for the position of "Bull in china shop" - specialist subject: forward momentum, no matter how much chaos you cause, seemingly oblivious to your surroundings.

[gremlin]

Nah, i have morals and ethics, but who knows, absolute money corrupts absolutely.!

People with money certainly causes bitterness, hate and resent amongst those who can't have it.

I get that you are just throwing your stinky bait around as usual, but he doesn't have money ... he was whining he couldn't afford to live on the PM salary.

His net worth is reported to be c. £1.6m, which ain't bad, and I'm pretty sure the majority of it ain't in plain sight. But fret not, he'll walk into a political sunset with the promise of well-paid directorships, journalism gigs and autobiography offers to brighten his up-coming penury.

No need for a JustGiving page just yet.

[DefTrap]

His net worth is reported to be c. £1.6m, which ain't bad, and I'm pretty sure the majority of it ain't in plain sight. But fret not, he'll walk into a political sunset with the promise of well-paid directorships, journalism gigs and autobiography offers to brighten his up-coming penury.

No need for a JustGiving page just yet.

He must be rubbing shoulders with multimillionaires and billionaires on a daily basis - they must think he's a proper penniless oik with his paltry million in assets. And now that he's out they can get back to telling him so. :p

[gremlin]

His net worth is reported to be c. £1.6m, which ain't bad, and I'm pretty sure the majority of it ain't in plain sight. But fret not, he'll walk into a political sunset with the promise of well-paid directorships, journalism gigs and autobiography offers to brighten his up-coming penury.

No need for a JustGiving page just yet.

He must be rubbing shoulders with multimillionaires and billionaires on a daily basis - they must think he's a proper penniless oik with his paltry million in assets. And now that he's out they can get back to telling him so. :p

In fairness, he'd have had a few quid tucked away if only he hadn't impregnated half the women he met. His CSA payments must be fucking crippling.