GOLD MEDAL: A BULTACO TRIBUTE FROM CAFÉ RACER DREAMS

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That's horrible looking
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Nope,not for me.
What baffles me is how much time & money has gone into something that ends up looking like that :shock:
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It doesn't even look much like a bultaco. Not that you would want a bike that looks like a bultaco.
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LOL. It has a similar tank and headlight.

Bultaco - chain drive, pillion seat/pegs, working front/back mudguards, no stupid bar end mirrors, different suspension, no hole in the frame. Where to start on the engine/exhaust differences?

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Awful.
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Why not just rebuild a Bultaco?

That's a mess
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darthpunk wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 9:12 am Why not just rebuild a Bultaco?

That's a mess
My thoughts too - why attempt to recreate a light, low, nimble two stroke single from a long, heavy, ponderous four stroke twin?

To get the bike's ergonomics even vaguely fitting the rider, the seat has to sit miles behind the tank, leaving that visually horrid gap. But pity the rider who has to brake hard and slides forward and ends up sitting on the frame rails - no wonder there's a sheepskin patch on the seat "to provide extra grip"... you'll need it.
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Horrible.
Not helped by the photography as it looks like it's available in 75 weekly editions with the first only costing 99p.
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The words “fucking stupid” sprang into my head!
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Is it an option for the next MarioKart?
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Shite.
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Nope.
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Nope but at least its got a black on white speedo so theres that.
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What an absolute pile of cack, I'd be embarrassed to try and sell that on if I won it in a raffle*

*not that I'd buy a ticket in the first place