Confession

[KungFooBob]

There should be a special sub section for those of us with less-popular first names.

[Horse]

There should be a special sub section for those of us with less-popular first names.

My [real] first name is, for older riders, associated with ridicule...

So just call me Dobbin Harry Potter fans will know me as 'Dobbin the house horse'

[KungFooBob]

[Buckaroo]

<Stands up> Cough, cough.

My name is Rolfe and im a A....... Wrong group.

Not now but later in the year i will be looking to buy push bikes.

THERE I FUCKING SAID IT.

Feel dirty now

Nothing wrong with a bicycle. The perfect design of a machine that has and will last the test of time. Don't get me wrong, I'm a motorcyclist to the core, but I love my bikes too!
The esteemed Weeksy will no doubt agree.
Don't be ashamed..... be proud

[Skub]

There should be a special sub section for those of us with less-popular first names.

My [real] first name is, for older riders, associated with ridicule...

Ogri's sidekick. Amirite?

[Bike Breaker]

There should be a special sub section for those of us with less-popular first names.

My [real] first name is, for older riders, associated with ridicule...

Ogri's sidekick. Amirite?

Kickstart.

[Horse]

There should be a special sub section for those of us with less-popular first names.

My [real] first name is, for older riders, associated with ridicule...

Ogri's sidekick. Amirite?

Kerrekt.

And not Kickstart

[Bike Breaker]

My [real] first name is, for older riders, associated with ridicule...

Ogri's sidekick. Amirite?

Kerrekt.

And not Kickstart

Mitzi?

[cheb]

There should be a special sub section for those of us with less-popular first names.

My [real] first name is, for older riders, associated with ridicule...

So just call me Dobbin Harry Potter fans will know me as 'Dobbin the house horse'

It's also the name of an Ikea chair.

[David]

Ogri's sidekick. Amirite?

Kerrekt.

And not Kickstart

Mitzi?

Malcom......

[the_priest]

Dominus noster Jesus Christus te absolvat; et ego auctoritate ipsius te absolvo ab omni vinculo excommunicationis (sespensionis) et interdicti in quantum possum et tu indiges. Deinde, ego te absolvo a peccatis tuis in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.

Form a queue, one at a time and no laughing at the back.

Riding a bicycle. You know that you are close to excommunication....

[Horse]

Kerrekt.
And not Kickstart

Mitzi?

Malcom......

Close

I always said that every biker wanted to be Ogri, but most are 'Malcolms'.

[Buckaroo]

Dominus noster Jesus Christus te absolvat; et ego auctoritate ipsius te absolvo ab omni vinculo excommunicationis (sespensionis) et interdicti in quantum possum et tu indiges. Deinde, ego te absolvo a peccatis tuis in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.

Form a queue, one at a time and no laughing at the back.

Riding a bicycle. You know that you are close to excommunication....

Already happened. It was a DIY excommunication

I'm out for ride this morning

[Bike Breaker]

Kerrekt.

And not Kickstart

Mitzi?

Malcom......

You're no fun. I was going through the other characters in the cartoon before I got to my hero. I wonder if I still have my Malcolm T-shirt. IIRC the design on the front said "0-Casualty in 2.4 seconds".

[David]

Never claimed to be fun...ask Penny! I think secretly most of us identify with Malcom, would love to meet Mitzi, wish we could be Ogri but would settle for kickstart.

[KungFooBob]

Not got a clue what cartoon you lot are on about.

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

I went to school with a girl called Annette Rolfe, and I was desperate to get into her knickers, she wasn't keen on the idea.

[David]

I went to school with a girl called Annette Rolfe, and I was desperate to get into her knickers, she wasn't keen on the idea.

Probably wouldn't have fit anyway.

[Horse]

Which magazine had 'Dayglo Derek'?

[Bike Breaker]

Never claimed to be fun...ask Penny!

I did. Surely you don't think I made a decision like that without consulting an expert first.