Your hyperthetical dream bike

[Demannu]

If you could get all the manufacturers together and they'd agreed to build this bike for you.
I'd get Yamaha to design the engine, honda to build it, Suzuki get the gearbox, kwacker clutch
I'd get the Italians to design the frame and wrap it up in something visually stunning.
I'd let the Germans polish it

[Druid]

The Austrians could sweep the floor

[Count Steer]

If you could get all the manufacturers together and they'd agreed to build this bike for you.
I'd get Yamaha to design the engine, honda to build it, Suzuki get the gearbox, kwacker clutch
I'd get the Italians to design the frame and wrap it up in something visually stunning.
I'd let the Germans polish it

Then the Chinese can copy it.

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

I think you need to be a bit more specific, you could end up with an XS500 engine in a Fantic Chopper, polished by MZ.

[wull]

I’d just settle for the V4 Superleggera

[KungFooBob]

USD forks.
SSWA.
V4.
200bhp.
Ash tray.
Three (or more) cup holders.
Auto wheelie function that is activated when passing children making the international hang gesture for "pull us a minger".
Doesn't make my knees or back hurt.
Looks shit hot.
Built in panniers.

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

USD forks.
SSWA.
V4.
200bhp.
Ash tray.
three (or more) cup holders.
Auto wheelie function that is activated when passing children making the international hang gesture for "pull us a minger".
Doesn't make my knees of back hurt.
Looks shit hot.
Built in panniers.

A Honda Turbo Pan European with nitrous, suits you sir.

[Mr. Dazzle]

USD forks.
SSWA.
V4.
200bhp.
Ash tray.
three (or more) cup holders.
Auto wheelie function that is activated when passing children making the international hang gesture for "pull us a minger".
Doesn't make my knees of back hurt.
Looks shit hot.
Built in panniers.

For £29pcm on the PCP, no money down.

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

My wishes are far simpler, rides like a 2022 superbike, looks like a 1982 superbike.

[MrLongbeard]

One that can fly, literally.

[KungFooBob]

One that can fly, literally.

Or



I watched Megaforce on Betamax hired from the local grocery shop during the 6 weeks holidays.

[Yorick]

Current bike with the 2013 model riding position.

[mangocrazy]

To be honest, Aprilia have pretty much got my dream bike sown up. It's the 1100 Tuono Factory with all the Ohlins bells and whistles. My problem is a) I can't afford it and b) even if I could I'm not sure I could get the most out of it. In fact I'm damn sure I couldn't.

So my hypothetical dream bike would be an 1100 Tuono Factory with all the extras, but built and warrantied by Honda, and with gear driven cams throughout - no cam chains here, y'hear? I'd also want a 20 year warranty and factory upgrades as they become available.

And the invincibility pack.

I think that covers it.

[weeksy]

3 KTM 690s.

Well 2 are bound to be broken at any given time

[KungFooBob]

3 KTM 690s.

Well 2 are bound to be broken at any given time

What you really want is a Yamaha XT690X

[Asian Boss]

Get one of them Frazers.

[Rockburner]

Peraves E-Monoracer with Telelever* forks.





* Albeit with the shock mounted under the swingarm to reduce overall height of the system.

[KungFooBob]

[wull]

I'd be happy with a 1991 TZ250 and a time machine so I could go back to being <70kg 27" waist and small enough so that it felt quite roomy.

I remember those weights and waist sizes, I was 27” at 11st, won’t say what I am now but fook me how is it even possible

[porter_jamie]

100kg 100hp and 100mpg adv bike