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Horse wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 9:57 am My mate drinks brake fluid. Lots of brake fluid, every day.

I think he's addicted.

He says he can stop anytime he wants.
Is anybody going to get upset if I say he's probably retarded?
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Saga Lout wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 10:48 am
Horse wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 9:57 am My mate drinks brake fluid. Lots of brake fluid, every day.

I think he's addicted.

He says he can stop anytime he wants.
Is anybody going to get upset if I say he's probably retarded?
Don't bother. What's the points?
Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
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Went swimming today. Needed a piss badly so went to the deep end. Lifeguard noticed and blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in!
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I just said "No comment" all the way through the police interview.
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Saga Lout wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 10:48 am
Horse wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 9:57 am My mate drinks brake fluid. Lots of brake fluid, every day.

I think he's addicted.

He says he can stop anytime he wants.
Is anybody going to get upset if I say he's probably retarded?
That’s discrespectful.
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JackyJoll wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 8:14 am
Saga Lout wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 10:48 am
Horse wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 9:57 am My mate drinks brake fluid. Lots of brake fluid, every day.

I think he's addicted.

He says he can stop anytime he wants.
Is anybody going to get upset if I say he's probably retarded?
That’s discrespectful.
Two weeks, You is well slow innit. :lol:
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Saga Lout wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 9:10 am
JackyJoll wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 8:14 am
Saga Lout wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 10:48 am

Is anybody going to get upset if I say he's probably retarded?
That’s discrespectful.
Two weeks, You is well slow innit. :lol:
Yes I should have been here on the dot 3.
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Rearrange these 3 to make words.

1. PNEIS 2. BUTTSXE 3. TSSOER
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