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Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:44 pm
by Asian Boss
What have you got?

I have a pair of Nike React Vision in the Orewood colour scheme.

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I also have them in a custom salmon pink and leopard print colours but that's more pretentious and camp than TWOC'y and snide.

Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:52 pm
by Yorick
A nice cup of tea and some choccy biccies :)

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Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2020 10:13 am
by Horse
Yorick wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:52 pm A nice cup of tea and some choccy biccies :)

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That tea looks a bit stewed ;)

Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2020 10:20 am
by Yorick
Harry wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 3:46 am I had you down as a Crocs man Pony.
With socks :)

Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2020 4:49 pm
by The Martian
I've got some ltd edition air max 90's :thumbup:

Probably some other chavtastic gear kicking about too, can't list it all :lol:

Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 2:06 pm
by gremlin
Adidas Gazelles FTW.

Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:03 am
by Asian Boss
gremlin wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 2:06 pm Adidas Gazelles FTW.
I have a feeling they're more DILF than TWOC'y and snide.

Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:23 am
by Yorick
gremlin wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 2:06 pm Adidas Gazelles FTW.
When I did the triathlon world championship in Manchester about 1993, I was given a free pair of Reebok trainers. I was never into brands and names. But I was more than a bit gobsmacked when the local kids were commenting and stuff like "Cool trainers mister".

I found out they were about £70, even back then. I've never owned anything trendy since :mrgreen:

Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:45 am
by gremlin
Asian Boss wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:03 am
gremlin wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 2:06 pm Adidas Gazelles FTW.
I have a feeling they're more DILF than TWOC'y and snide.
At my age, I'll take that.

Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:46 am
by wheelnut
Adidas Beckenbaur today

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Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:51 am
by Wossname
Yorick wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:52 pm A nice cup of tea and some choccy biccies :)

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That's got me impressed - did you dremel a slot in the biscuit to get it to stay on the mug?

Yes, it's a quiet morning.

Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:19 am
by Asian Boss
Harry wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 3:46 am I had you down as a Crocs man Pony.
I do have some very comfortable Clarks closed toe leather 'fisherman' sandals.

Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:22 am
by Asian Boss
wheelnut wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:46 am Adidas Beckenbaur today

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I must have about four pairs of Gazelles and Sambas (which are similar). IMO they're not TWOC'y and snide, more middle aged man sneakers.

Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:24 am
by Asian Boss
I was browsing for a winter jacket (big goose Parka, bitch I'm a charva) and came across this review. I thought that's the one for me!

Peng ting Drillings and fam. :thumbup:


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Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:27 am
by Yorick
Asian Boss wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:19 am
Harry wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 3:46 am I had you down as a Crocs man Pony.
I do have some very comfortable Clarks closed toe leather 'fisherman' sandals.
With socks?

Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:46 am
by weeksy
Harry wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:40 am
Asian Boss wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:24 am I was browsing for a winter jacket (big goose Parka, bitch I'm a charva) and came across this review. I thought that's the one for me!

Peng ting Drillings and fam. :thumbup:
I have no idea what any of that means.
I asked my boy on his way out and after reading it out to him and his pal three times he said "No idea, but it sounds gay" :D
I have no idea what 99% of his posts have ever said. He may as well just post in Chinese.

Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 12:04 pm
by Yambo
weeksy wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:46 am I have no idea what 99% of his posts have ever said. He may as well just post in Chinese.
Me too but if he posted in Chinese at least Google translate would have a chance.

Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 5:14 pm
by The Martian
Asian Boss wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:19 am I do have some very comfortable Clarks closed toe leather 'fisherman' sandals.
Utterly shameful.

Just nipping out to the boot of the Astra for the chav stick, I'll be back to beat the ghey out of you.

Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 5:17 pm
by MingtheMerciless
Sandals and socks at all times!

apart from on the motorbike/mtb and muddy dog walks

Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 6:57 pm
by wheelnut
MingtheMerciless wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 5:17 pm Sandals and socks at all times!

apart from on the motorbike/mtb and muddy dog walks
That would be the quickest way to a divorce for me :D