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They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 9:04 am
by Taipan
I didn't think an NC750X would be that desirable! :crazy: Recognised as a local team that has had a few bikes away, apparently. One held the front door handle so it took me longer to get out there. He also had a claw hammer in his hands so it was attempted armed robbery as far as I'm concerned. Will take it up with local Police at some point. To be fair, they reacted quickly, with an incident number given over the phone immediately!

Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 9:25 am
by Yorick
That's a bit scary 😨

Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 9:45 am
by KungFooBob
Fucking scumbags.

Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 9:47 am
by Skub
That's a shitter.

Is that in your back garden,or the front of the house?

Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 9:52 am
by Taipan
Skub wrote: Sun Jun 14, 2026 9:47 am That's a shitter.

Is that in your back garden,or the front of the house?
Front, right outside my bedroom window. Look like kids to me. Theyre doing the rounds locally according to the local crimewatch pages.

Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 10:15 am
by Yorick
Run out the door and shout...

Do you know who I am?

I'm Ronnie Taipan Pickering


:obscene-birdiedoublered:

Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 10:35 am
by Dodgy69
Keep a few bricks in your bedroom. Horrible bastards. Bike OK. ??

Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 10:38 am
by Trinity765
Oh no :( :angry-cussingblack:

Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 11:06 am
by Skub
Taipan wrote: Sun Jun 14, 2026 9:52 am
Skub wrote: Sun Jun 14, 2026 9:47 am That's a shitter.

Is that in your back garden,or the front of the house?
Front, right outside my bedroom window. Look like kids to me. Theyre doing the rounds locally according to the local crimewatch pages.
Is there no way of keeping the bike around the back?

Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 11:13 am
by Yorick
Skub wrote: Sun Jun 14, 2026 11:06 am
Taipan wrote: Sun Jun 14, 2026 9:52 am
Skub wrote: Sun Jun 14, 2026 9:47 am That's a shitter.

Is that in your back garden,or the front of the house?
Front, right outside my bedroom window. Look like kids to me. Theyre doing the rounds locally according to the local crimewatch pages.
Is there no way of keeping the bike around the back?
Owning an NC750X is all about parking it in front garden to make neighbours jealous :obscene-birdiedoublered:

Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 11:24 am
by Taipan
Skub wrote: Sun Jun 14, 2026 11:06 am
Taipan wrote: Sun Jun 14, 2026 9:52 am
Skub wrote: Sun Jun 14, 2026 9:47 am That's a shitter.

Is that in your back garden,or the front of the house?
Front, right outside my bedroom window. Look like kids to me. Theyre doing the rounds locally according to the local crimewatch pages.
Is there no way of keeping the bike around the back?
Probably safer at the front as i can hear anything then, as can my dogs...

Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 11:33 am
by Taipan
Check the video, and note the claw hammer he's carrying, and this is what a grinder did to a 16mm Almax in that time. I did have a 19mm Almax, but sold it as it didn't go through the spokes on my XADV.


https://ring.com/share/3ae8601c-beb9-43 ... c5029ad48e

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Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 11:34 am
by Skub
Taipan wrote: Sun Jun 14, 2026 11:24 am Probably safer at the front as i can hear anything then, as can my dogs...
At least the little fuckers passing wouldn't clock it and make plans if it was out of sight in the back.

Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 1:33 pm
by MrLongbeard
I'd leg it from a nakid taipan too

Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 1:44 pm
by Yorick
Taipan wrote: Sun Jun 14, 2026 11:33 am Check the video, and note the claw hammer he's carrying, and this is what a grinder did to a 16mm Almax in that time. I did have a 19mm Almax, but sold it as it didn't go through the spokes on my XADV.


https://ring.com/share/3ae8601c-beb9-43 ... c5029ad48e

Image
Blimey. That should have a Govt health warning ⚠️

Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 1:45 pm
by Horse
MrLongbeard wrote: Sun Jun 14, 2026 1:33 pm I'd leg it from a nakid taipan too
Could have done with a warning about that!

Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 3:45 pm
by Nordboy
Little shites!! Need a good kicking.

That Almax seems to have done a good job, be aware they may well try and come back now and finish the job. You won't be sleeping well tonight?

Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 4:02 pm
by Whysub
I remember Veggie Dave and Zanx trying to break/cut an Almax chain. Not a chance.

I'm glad that bike theft over here is confined to the big cities and (in the main) scooters.

Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 5:44 pm
by crust
Little bastards. :angry-cussingblack:

Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 6:01 pm
by Dodgy69
One of them shouts a name out. Would police be interested ???