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Let me open with.....

72hr deodorant. Who the fuck goes three days without washing their armpits... :sick:
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Wreckless Rat wrote: Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:22 pm Let me open with.....

72hr deodorant. Who the fuck goes three days without washing their armpits... :sick:
Prince Andrew would have been able to !
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It's pointless products you're after is it? Well why didn't you mention it earlier....?

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Harley Davidsons



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Counter, parry,lunge; Litre sports bikes! :D
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Books. (in Norfolk)
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Nidge wrote: Thu Oct 08, 2020 10:07 am Books. (in Norfolk)
Add gloves to that list too. ;)
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Are we related?
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Wreckless Rat wrote: Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:22 pm Let me open with.....

72hr deodorant. Who the fuck goes three days without washing their armpits... :sick:
I can answer that. Try the Romanian lorry driver that we removed 6 illegals out of his truck recently. He hadn’t seen water for at least a week, and did he honk!!! Actually told him to move away it was that bad. Don’t know how anyone could live that way.
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Men's nipples (well mine are anyway IMO :D )
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Viners makes kitchen knives with rounded tips https://www.dezeen.com/2020/01/16/viner ... p-cutlery/

Is that the sort of thing you were after?
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Because a black incontinence pad is so much more sexy than white...
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636mick wrote: Thu Oct 08, 2020 9:28 pm
Wreckless Rat wrote: Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:22 pm Let me open with.....

72hr deodorant. Who the fuck goes three days without washing their armpits... :sick:
I can answer that. Try the Romanian lorry driver that we removed 6 illegals out of his truck recently. He hadn’t seen water for at least a week, and did he honk!!! Actually told him to move away it was that bad. Don’t know how anyone could live that way.
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Do you think 72hr deodorant would ever be on his shopping list?

Forged documents - check
Box of illegals - check
Rape kit - check
Fishing rod - check
Soap - nah
Deodorant- whats that?
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moth wrote: Thu Oct 08, 2020 10:46 pm Image

Because a black incontinence pad is so much more sexy than white...
That's taking the piss.
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The 2 fridges I saw yesterday.
1 with a window in the door, and t'other with a massive tablet / display set in to the door so you could see what's in your fridge by the 2 cameras on the inside.

wtf, just open the bloody door.
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MrLongbeard wrote: Sun Oct 11, 2020 5:06 pm The 2 fridges I saw yesterday.
1 with a window in the door, and t'other with a massive tablet / display set in to the door so you could see what's in your fridge by the 2 cameras on the inside.

wtf, just open the bloody door.
Does seem a bit silly at first glance, but door opening has a major effect on efficiency!

The cameras one actually makes slightly more sense if its online too. Means you can check what is in the fridge when you're at work etc.

The black Tenna pads are so you can wear a short dress and black undies without your white pad sticking out from across the room if anyone catches a glance whill you're sitting down etc. Jeez I'm a 36 year old man with full bladder control and I can work that out. ;)

Maybe wear a longer dress though might be a better solution.
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How much energy is lost by opening the fridge door over the life of a fridge compared to the embedded energy lost when a fridge gets bricked because the manufacturer no longer wants to support the software it uses?

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