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Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 6:47 am
by Noggin
:evil: Day off Thursday and I already knew I was tired but the plan was to head to see a friend in a different resort and ski for a bit

Work asked me if I could do a couple of hours early and I (maybe stupidly) said yes

Got to my mates at 9:30 instead of 8 or 8:30 and as the cloud was low, we sat and chatted and had breakfast. She called her hubby who works up high and the sun was shining.

In all honesty I should have bailed, was too tired but thought, it isn’t a difficult resort so I went

Cable car up to the pistes and the first 200-300m of piste was soft lumpy shitty snow. The sort I avoid like the plague. Managed two appalling turns a went down on the third

I’d felt something below my left knee click as I want down so was good and didn’t move till the sécuriste arrived to toboggan me down. Fucking hell moving hurt - wayyyy more than last time

Anyway. X-rays later and diagnosis « your knee has exploded »

Looking at the X-rays and ct it’s the tibia plateau and a bit more and the fibia (?) is chipped at the top as well

I REALLY want them to just do a half knee replacement as I’ll be walking in a couple or four weeks. The plate and screws is three months minimum 🙄🙄

Anyway. Apparently heading down soon where I will meet the surgeon. I did make my feeling clear to the anaesthetist yesterday and he said he pass that on to the surgeon, so I expect it will be plate and pins 🤬

Pictures for info 🤣🤣

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The longer I wait the bigger my knee gets 🙄
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The food is terrible 🤣🤣🤣

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 7:11 am
by Jody
Are you in Bourg Hospital?

Do you need owt bringing?

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 7:17 am
by Noggin
@Jody - Im in Albertville, not sure it that’s closer for you?

If you have one and are up for the drive, an old usb plug - have a charging cable but it’s got an old usb (the flat ducks mouth one ) to go in the plug ☹️☹️. I forgot and only asked my mate to grab the usbc charger plug 🙄🙄

About to talk to surgeon hopefully but should be concious by lunchtime 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤣🤣🤣

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 7:57 am
by Count Steer
GWS Nogs. Hope they fit the bionic one rather than the nuts n' bolts job. :thumbup:

On the positive side they probably deal with as many knee jobs in Albertville as just about any other hospital - anywhere!

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 8:11 am
by MingtheMerciless
GWS

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 8:31 am
by crust
GWS

Mad bugger ;)

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 8:41 am
by Trinity765
Sounds painful.

GWS :wub:

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 8:47 am
by Silly Car
FFS! :D

Get well soon Nogs, hope the food improves from what you’ve shared on Facebook :sick:

:thumbup:

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 9:30 am
by Rockburner
Ouch, hope it's sortable and they do their jobs properly.

Rest easy and let it heal!

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 10:12 am
by Horse
GWS pink warrior!

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 10:16 am
by Wossname
You poor thing you! Fast healing and big hugs!🤗

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 10:28 am
by Taipan
FFS FUF, GWS! :thumbup:

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 11:15 am
by Sunny
Oh pap! GWS mate. 🥰

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 11:15 am
by Skub
Ouch. GWS girl. :thumbup:

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 11:58 am
by Lutin
Sheesh. You don't things by halves, do you?

Get well soon.

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 12:46 pm
by 636mick
Crikey, GWS
Mick

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 2:16 pm
by Noggin
Lutin wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2026 11:58 am Sheesh. You don't things by halves, do you?

Get well soon.
I was always told that, if yr gonna do something, do it properly 🤣🤣😇😇😇😇

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 2:17 pm
by MrLongbeard
Dime bar

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 2:19 pm
by Cousin Jack
GWS broken lady.

Re: Exploded knee anyone??

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 2:20 pm
by ogri
Looks very ouchy, gws!