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The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2025 11:44 am
by Taipan
:eh:


Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2025 12:25 pm
by Cousin Jack
Good idea, as long as it only costs pence. If it is £4.99 or similar I won't be buying it.

Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2025 1:03 pm
by Supermofo
It's rare to get not enough clearance between chain and swingarm for you to angle the straw almost straight down anyway surely?

Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2025 1:48 pm
by MrLongbeard
Cousin Jack wrote: Tue Sep 02, 2025 12:25 pm Good idea, as long as it only costs pence. If it is £4.99 or similar I won't be buying it.
£2.93
https://darpansarvanstore.com/product/c ... zzle-tool/

Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2025 2:07 pm
by mangocrazy
ISTR that people are explicitly advised NOT to lube chains with the bike running on a stand, gear engaged and rear wheel turning. That advice would still apply using this gizmo.

Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2025 2:37 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
Doubly so if you're wearing a tie.

Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2025 2:48 pm
by MrLongbeard
Unless it's the safety tie of course!

Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2025 2:50 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
Safety or not, I don't want to spoil a perfectly good tie.

Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2025 3:08 pm
by MyLittleStudPony
Looks like it's blowing all over the rear tyre.

It's been a long time since I lubed a chain. I used to bend the tube near the far end by about 15 degrees, then fire lube onto the chain in parallel with it, towards the front sprocket and thus away from the rear tyre.

Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2025 4:48 pm
by Yorick
I've always managed to do that with standard can ??

Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2025 5:22 pm
by Ian
To be fair I do know someone who trapped his fingers maybe if he had one of those 🤔
...or if he wasn't a prat

Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2025 5:41 pm
by JackyJoll
Looks like a load of shit to me.

Is that outside the binary of choice offered in the thread title?

Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2025 6:43 pm
by Taipan
JackyJoll wrote: Tue Sep 02, 2025 5:41 pm Looks like a load of shit to me.

Is that outside the binary of choice offered in the thread title?
It's strictly a binary choice. FFS, the last thing we need is reasoned arguments and opinions! :angry-cussingblack:

Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2025 7:17 pm
by Dodgy69
I'll waste my pennys on something else thank you. 🙂

Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2025 7:19 pm
by fingerpuk
I don’t lube chains I just buy new ones.

Problem solved.

Or, I put it on a stand and let the rear run with the engine on about 5k, and smear grease on using my fingers.

Easy.

Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2025 8:34 pm
by JackyJoll
fingerpuk wrote: Tue Sep 02, 2025 7:19 pm I don’t lube chains I just buy new ones.

Problem solved.

Or, I put it on a stand and let the rear run with the engine on about 5k, and smear grease on using my fingers.

Easy.
Safety tip- use someone else’s fingers.

Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2025 8:16 am
by .....
Modern yams throw a code/eml if the rear wheel is turning whilst the front is stationary.
Perhaps they designed it that way to encourage best practice whilst lubing a chain.
Also throws a code on the brake roller at test time if the ignition is on!

Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2025 11:05 am
by Taipan
..... wrote: Wed Sep 03, 2025 8:16 am Modern yams throw a code/eml if the rear wheel is turning whilst the front is stationary.
Perhaps they designed it that way to encourage best practice whilst lubing a chain.
Also throws a code on the brake roller at test time if the ignition is on!
I think my AT does that. You have to turn the ABS off but I think it resets itself after a certain distance or suchlike?

Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2025 10:45 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
ABS uses the relative speed of the two wheels as a big part of working out if the brakes are locked of course. It also does loads of error checking to make sure the sensors are working. If it sees a very large difference in wheel speed it will probably say "nah that can't be right" and turn itself off/down.

Hence the warning light.

Re: The answer to a problem no one had, or a great idea?

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2025 11:27 am
by .....
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Wed Sep 03, 2025 10:45 pm If it sees a very large difference in wheel speed it will probably say "nah that can't be right" and turn itself off/down.

Hence the warning light.
I was under the impression that below x mph (6 iirc) abs is inactive. My abs light doesn't extinguish until 10mph is reached
However I have no idea what speed the rollers of an MOT station travel, or indeed what the speed is at tickover in 1st on the paddock stand!