Here ya go:
We hired a car (Seat Ibiza) from a highly rated local place - pretty cheap, really nice people, who sit and draw on a map and recommend places to go and places to eat etc: Auto Rent a Car
Cabo Girao Skywalk - cool glass viewing platform - used to be free, but now costs something daft like 2e
Miraduro de Guindaste - smaller glass skywalks (free) on the other side of the island, and nice cliff top viewing point
Lavado walks - go on a clear day, as the first day we tried there was a cloud on top of the mountain when we drove up and we couldn't see shit, so had to go back another day!
We did PR6- the 25 fountains walk (with a small detour to PR6.1, which is zero extra effort, and nice). Take cash, because from the Rabacal car park at the top down to the actual start of the walk is a shuttle mini bus that runs every 10-15 mins. It was less than 10e each (one way) and worth it not to walk down/up three miles of road. (Trust me, we walked down, it was steep, hot and miserable!)
Roads!
The VE4 cuts from the south to the north and is stunning.
The ER110 is awesome from one and to the other (you'll drive it to get to the start of the Lavado walk).
After the walk, drive down the Estrada de Rochao - another stunner.
Drive along the ER101 on the south of the island and you drive THROUGH a waterfall, that just lands on the road - Cascata does Anjos. Mind out for the Instagrammers stood in the middle of it
Drive around the whole island, it's tunnel heavy, but the mountain roads are epic, and the coast roads are decent too.
Watch surfers at Faja de Areia!
You can drive to the top of a mountain - we got there just after sunset, but it still looked cool! Called Pico de Arieiro. Lots of folk do a one-way-walk to there, so don't be surprised if random people ask if you have a car - we gave a couple of french students a lift back down to Funchal!!
Funchal - nice mooching place - get the Telerifico cable car up and do the terribly touristy, but fun toboggan back down! (They kick you out of the toboggan before you get back to town, we walked back, but there's plenty of opportunistic taxis waiting too).
We mooched around Monte Palace garden at the top of the cable car too. It was alright, but I wouldn't rave about it. It's also really steep!
Santa Maria Street has painted doors, which is cool.
You can eat at little cafes on the piers which is nice - we ate at Cais de Ribiera which was decent
We did a whale and dolphin watching catamaran trip from Funchal which was excellent:
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Food:
La Vaca Negra, a little bit outside of Funchal, is up there with the best steak places I've ever eaten at - and for proper decent steak it's cheap AF - go!!!
We also ate at a place called Cris's Place, which was nice.