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Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2023 2:28 pm
by Bustaspoke
The weather's been miserable around here for the last few weeks,but we've got a few really nice early autumn days this week,so I was out on the pushbike earlier.It's been a few weeks since I last went for a pushbike ride so I made the most of it & did 61km in autumn sunshine
I might even cycle to the beach mid week

Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2023 3:40 pm
by Noggin
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2023 4:53 pm
by KungFooBob
Discovered Morrison's stock Brew York's Juice Forsyth, had been buying it from the local specialty beer shop.
It's good stuff.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2023 4:59 pm
by Demannu
Well the sensor turned up for my friend's pool cover, slapped it all together and turned it on and.........all went swimmingly until the 3rd ( of 6) panel tried to locate. Hmmmmm methinks. Quick look at the sensor tab, totally different position to the rest, and I can see the last panel is offset, so guessed this must be panel 5. A bit of jiggery pokery and hey presto, all in the right order.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:22 pm
by gremlin
Walked the hound this morning in glorious sunshine and 25 degrees. Just got off a plane in Stockholm and it's 4 degrees. Glad I bought a coat.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:25 pm
by Pirahna
Not my finest hour, I'm now really pissed off.
Late Sunday roast, I'm in the pub now, pissed bloke decided it would be great fun to take the Yorkshire pudding from my plate, stuff most of it into his mouth and put back what was left. Despite being told to fuck off he didn't, he stood there and grinned at me, what would you have done?
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:34 pm
by Yorick
gremlin wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:22 pm
Walked the hound this morning in glorious sunshine and 25 degrees. Just got off a plane in Stockholm and it's 4 degrees. Glad I bought a coat.
30c here today

Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:36 pm
by gremlin
Pirahna wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:25 pm
what would you have done?
Probably exactly what you, no doubt, did.
WTF was he playing at?
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:39 pm
by Demannu
Pirahna wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:25 pm
Not my finest hour, I'm now really pissed off.
Late Sunday roast, I'm in the pub now, pissed bloke decided it would be great fun to take the Yorkshire pudding from my plate, stuff most of it into his mouth and put back what was left. Despite being told to fuck off he didn't, he stood there and grinned at me, what would you have done?
Either shoved the entire plate of food into his face or punched him in the spuds.
Even he he lamped you back,at least you wouldn't be stewing on it!
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:43 pm
by Count Steer
Pirahna wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:25 pm
Not my finest hour, I'm now really pissed off.
Late Sunday roast, I'm in the pub now, pissed bloke decided it would be great fun to take the Yorkshire pudding from my plate, stuff most of it into his mouth and put back what was left. Despite being told to fuck off he didn't, he stood there and grinned at me, what would you have done?
In reality? Gone to the management and told them what had just happened, asked why they allowed this sort of thing to happen in their establishment and asked 'Now, WTF are you going to do about it?'
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2023 8:04 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
Yeah I'd probably cry to teacher like a mummy's little bender too.
Unless the twist here is that said pissed bloke was actually Pirahna.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2023 8:06 pm
by Felix
Been driving since 1986 and today was the first time ever being stuck in mud. TBF we have just had almost 48hours of rain and the field i was parked on was getting the run off from a farmers field.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2023 9:57 pm
by Mussels
Count Steer wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:43 pm
Pirahna wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:25 pm
Not my finest hour, I'm now really pissed off.
Late Sunday roast, I'm in the pub now, pissed bloke decided it would be great fun to take the Yorkshire pudding from my plate, stuff most of it into his mouth and put back what was left. Despite being told to fuck off he didn't, he stood there and grinned at me, what would you have done?
In reality? Gone to the management and told them what had just happened, asked why they allowed this sort of thing to happen in their establishment and asked 'Now, WTF are you going to do about it?'
You couldn't go to the management initially because he's still stood in your face grinning. He's trying to goad you into a fight so I'd probably sit there and stare at him blankly and think about who I'm with and how to deal with any escalation.
Then I'd get out of there as quickly as possible before he tells the police I assaulted him.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2023 10:14 am
by Taipan
Had my sick leave extended. Still got this bastard chest infection and it looks like even the antibiotics haven't worked!

Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2023 10:33 am
by Yorick
Taipan wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2023 10:14 am
Had my sick leave extended. Still got this bastard chest infection and it looks like even the antibiotics haven't worked!
Ooooh. Mr Shandyman's got a bit of a cough.
Get thisen to work
*hides behind the sofa

Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2023 10:52 am
by Taipan
Yorick wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2023 10:33 am
Taipan wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2023 10:14 am
Had my sick leave extended. Still got this bastard chest infection and it looks like even the antibiotics haven't worked!
Ooooh. Mr Shandyman's got a bit of a cough.
Get thisen to work
*hides behind the sofa
Last time I was off work (knee placements aside) or had a prescription, was in 2015!

Bizarrely for exactly the same reason!
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2023 10:53 am
by Skub
Pirahna wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:25 pm
Not my finest hour, I'm now really pissed off.
Late Sunday roast, I'm in the pub now, pissed bloke decided it would be great fun to take the Yorkshire pudding from my plate, stuff most of it into his mouth and put back what was left. Despite being told to fuck off he didn't, he stood there and grinned at me, what would you have done?
Fuck me.
I'm too old to be scrapping in the pub,but I really don't know how I'd react to that one.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2023 11:21 am
by Cousin Jack
Skub wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2023 10:53 am
Pirahna wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:25 pm
Not my finest hour, I'm now really pissed off.
Late Sunday roast, I'm in the pub now, pissed bloke decided it would be great fun to take the Yorkshire pudding from my plate, stuff most of it into his mouth and put back what was left. Despite being told to fuck off he didn't, he stood there and grinned at me, what would you have done?
Fuck me.
I'm too old to be scrapping in the pub,but I really don't know how I'd react to that one.
I would be enquiring of the landlord what he was going to do about it. If it was 'nothing' I would take my business elsewhere. And refuse to pay for a meal someone else had pinched.And write a shitty review. And object to his licence next time around.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2023 11:31 am
by MrLongbeard
At the least he'd be wearing my pint and whatever else was left of my meal, then it's time for a chat with the landlord.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2023 11:33 am
by KungFooBob
Is there no update because Pirahna is in a cell?