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Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 5:21 pm
by Cousin Jack
Lardy cakes seem to come in several versions.
The ones from my West Country (Devon) youth I remember as a fruit cake, a heavy greasy one, that had a sunken crown. Sounds horrible I know, but was actually delicious. My Uncle Jack was a baker and used to make them. The last time I saw one for sale was about 40 years ago in Bideford.
More recently I have had a version in the Cotswolds that was much lighter, flatter, and less heavy. Still greasy, and pretty good, just different.
No recipe for either version I'm afraid. Google will know.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 5:29 pm
by ZRX61
As is usual whenever I bake something, I forgot an ingredient (even when I have the fucking recipe RIGHT THERE on the counter). Today it was salt & pepper. Bugger...
BUT!! I decided to augment the usual recipe by adding 1/2 tsp of sriracha seasoning while all the gubbins was in the mixer. That gave it just a smidge of spicy. It could use just a bit more... That's gonna be added to future batches.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 5:57 pm
by MingtheMerciless
Turned ALL the power off to the railway in the Balham area today whilst the police were chasing a trespasser and his family down the track.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 6:01 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
Cousin Jack wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 5:21 pm
Lardy cakes seem to come in several versions.
The ones from my West Country (Devon) youth I remember as a fruit cake, a heavy greasy one, that had a sunken crown. Sounds horrible I know, but was actually delicious. My Uncle Jack was a baker and used to make them. The last time I saw one for sale was about 40 years ago in Bideford.
More recently I have had a version in the Cotswolds that was much lighter, flatter, and less heavy. Still greasy, and pretty good, just different.
No recipe for either version I'm afraid. Google will know.
The grease is err.....lard.

a sugar+fat paste in/on a cake prior to baking is a classic move. My Danish rellies also taught me how to make Brunsviger, which has a similar vibe.
It's like how almost every culture has some variation of fried dough.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 6:30 pm
by Cousin Jack
Yes, I know it is lard.
You missed the important bit, can I come around for a slice of your version?

Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:03 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
Nah, locals only fella.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:35 pm
by Cousin Jack
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:03 pm
Nah, locals only fella.
Does 35 years in MK count as local? Bloody English, they complain the Cornish are clanish and don't welcome strangers.

Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:35 pm
by Noggin
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:03 pm
Nah, locals only fella.
Don't be Cornishist

Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:48 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
Cousin Jack wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:35 pm
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:03 pm
Nah, locals only fella.
Does 35 years in MK count as local? Bloody English, they complain the Cornish are clanish and don't welcome strangers.
I've lived in MK nearly 15 years now and I think I only know two people who are actually
from MK. One of whom is my daughter

Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:51 pm
by Count Steer
Cousin Jack wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:35 pm
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:03 pm
Nah, locals only fella.
Does 35 years in MK count as local? Bloody English, they complain the Cornish are clanish and don't welcome strangers.
They used to welcome strangers. They waved lights at them from the shore.

Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 8:32 pm
by Yorick
Cousin Jack wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:35 pm
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:03 pm
Nah, locals only fella.
Does 35 years in MK count as local? Bloody English, they complain the Cornish are clanish and don't welcome strangers.
Milton Keynes village is in the Doomsday Book or whatever it's called.
9 years in MK here

Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 8:50 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
My particular little grid square of MK also gets a mention in said book, despite the fact we're literally the next grid square over from MK Village (now called Middleton). The world was a bigger place back then

Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 9:17 pm
by Taipan
I used to work for Minolta in Rooksley Park in MK...
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 9:41 pm
by Yorick
Taipan wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 9:17 pm
I used to work for Minolta in Rooksley Park in MK...
Bloody hell. Isn't that way too far norf for a Cockney?
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 9:51 pm
by Taipan
Yorick wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 9:41 pm
Taipan wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 9:17 pm
I used to work for Minolta in Rooksley Park in MK...
Bloody hell. Isn't that way too far norf for a Cockney?
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 10:16 pm
by Yorick
Taipan wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 9:51 pm
Yorick wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 9:41 pm
Taipan wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 9:17 pm
I used to work for Minolta in Rooksley Park in MK...
Bloody hell. Isn't that way too far norf for a Cockney?
Lol. I did play that
I was in MK from 1996 to 2004. Only 2 miles from where you worked.
That's far too close
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 10:22 pm
by Cousin Jack
I was in Bradwell, and went past the Minolta place in Rookley every day on my way to the station.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 10:30 pm
by Yorick
Cousin Jack wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 10:22 pm
I was in Bradwell, and went past the Minolta place in Rookley every day on my way to the station.
I lived in Bradell village 1996. Opposite the Victoria pub and 2 doors from the Albert pub.
Loved to watch the cricket on the green. But the locals were horrible.
Then 2 years in Shenley Church End.
Then bought my pension winning house in Great Holm in 1998
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 10:31 pm
by KungFooBob
I bought some boat shoes... and I don't even got a boat!
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 10:35 pm
by Yorick
KungFooBob wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 10:31 pm
I bought some boat shoes... and I don't even got a boat!
I've got tennis elbow and I didn't play tennis.
Not gonna do athletes foot joke
