Ebay 'WTF' bikes

[Horse]

Nurse…..nurse



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204781029322 ... R57S-7LsYw

Stop the thread!

Not only is that the shittiest-looking bike, they've coated it with dog diarrhea

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

It's a WTF, but a tiny part of me likes the audacity.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235574391218



MZ ETZ251... as a Chop!!!

That's pretty cool.

[Newey]

It's a WTF, but a tiny part of me likes the audacity.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235574391218



MZ ETZ251... as a Chop!!!

Whoever tried to block in the windows needs a good shoeing.

[Count Steer]

It's a WTF, but a tiny part of me likes the audacity.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235574391218



MZ ETZ251... as a Chop!!!

Whoever tried to block in the windows needs a good shoeing.

They probably did it in a hurry after somebody parked that outside.

[KungFooBob]

Nice.

[Tarmacsurfer]

How to *really* spoil a YammaGamma.
Did they run out of ideas where to put the bodywork so plonked it on top?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235587830280 ... media=COPY

[KungFooBob]

How to *really* spoil a YammaGamma.
Did they run out of ideas where to put the bodywork so plonked it on top?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235587830280 ... media=COPY

The looks are challenging, but I bet it goes like stink!

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

How to *really* spoil a YammaGamma.
Did they run out of ideas where to put the bodywork so plonked it on top?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235587830280 ... media=COPY

The forks are about 50mm too long for the frame, it's sitting high at the front, the lower frame rails should be parallel to the ground.
F2 engine isn't the best YPVS engine, the earlier ones are more powerful, why has it been converted to O ring head gasket, the standard gasket works fine, even on high compression engines.

It looks shit, has all the hall marks of a badly slung together mess and is hugely over priced.

[KungFooBob]

The bike is lovely, it's the description that's a bit WTF.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204808849764 ... R46F3fCGZA

Not only is this Panigale 'Not for the faint hearted' because it will lift the front at 140mph, but it manages the 0-60 sprint in 9.5 seconds. Only a second and a half slower than my diesel car.

[ChrisW]

it's the description

"...a gold DID chain and sprockets fitted, cause I can"

Two basically identical photos, too.

[JackyJoll]

250 Villiers-engined Triumph TR25W. Sort of racer, but got a log book.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305637257736 ... media=COPY

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

Current bid price is £3.20, if I had room for it I'd bid a few hundred quid on it, it's ugly but interesting, like a lot of people in this forum.

[KungFooBob]

46, you could pretend to be Rossi on it.

[Supermofo]

Looks like its melting!



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/315550150944

[KungFooBob]

It's a Crea body kit...

[A_morti]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/315550150944

Marchesini wheels? Mm hmm.

[ChrisW]

Ok.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235661206203

[A_morti]

Ok.

Why on earth would anyone put a 50hp engine in a 125hp bike?
It's a very custom thing, so it's going to be expensive for insurance. It's not even a2 compliant.
Weird.

Also the original bike had the neck tied to the engine as a triangle, but there's a gaping hole under the neck on this Special.

And he thinks it's worth £5k

[KungFooBob]

If ever there was an ebay ad description written by AI, then this has to be it...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204863631638

[KungFooBob]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166889576104

Do you think he misheard when someone told him to fit blue spot callipers and just fitted blue spots to the callipers?