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Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2026 3:26 pm
by MingtheMerciless
McNab wrote: Thu Feb 19, 2026 3:23 pm
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Didn't Docca post that in the Jokes thread?
Missed that......bugger, beaten to it...again.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2026 3:32 pm
by Yorick
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Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2026 3:32 pm
by Yorick
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Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2026 6:35 pm
by Taipan
gremlin wrote: Thu Feb 19, 2026 3:11 pm
Taipan wrote: Thu Feb 19, 2026 2:24 pm
gremlin wrote: Thu Feb 19, 2026 2:20 pm

There is a story that when posted to whatever ship it was, he was introduced to the captain and jauntily informed him, 'Please call me Andrew', to which the caption replied, 'Of course, and you can call me 'Sir'', much to his chagrin.

I don't know how true that is, but I do hope it is.
:think:
Military Hierarchy Overrules Royalty: While the Commanding Officer might be a "commoner" in civilian life, they hold authority over the prince within the unit. The prince is expected to follow orders and show respect for the rank.
Respectful Distance: While the prince might be treated with deference, the CO often maintains a "respectful distance," treating the prince as a professional colleague rather than a subordinate monarch.
Exceptions: In some contexts, particularly in ceremonial or non-combat roles, the prince might be addressed as "Your Royal Highness" (HRH) or "Sir," but in high-intensity environments, this is generally replaced by military honorifics.
He's still a cunt. :thumbup:
:lol:

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2026 2:43 pm
by ZRX61
Prostitution ring busted here. Rather apt that it was run by a married couple named Dong & Wie Nie....

https://ktla.com/news/ventura-county/ma ... -business/

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2026 10:19 pm
by Yorick
Keely Hodgkinson.

She just broke the indoor 800m world record.
Was previously held by drug fueled woman who was banned after for drug use 24 years ago.

She said it was extra special as the record was set on the day she was born.

She's a grand lass who'll be a global superstar

https://www.bbc.com/sport/athletics/art ... xd45eznddo

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2026 3:22 pm
by ZRX61
Amazon's internal A.I. coding assistant decided the engineers' existing code was inadequate so the bot deleted it to start from scratch...

That resulted in taking down a part of AWS for 13 hours and it wasn't the first time it had happened.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2026 3:30 pm
by Rockburner
ZRX61 wrote: Sat Feb 21, 2026 3:22 pm Amazon's internal A.I. coding assistant decided the engineers' existing code was inadequate so the bot deleted it to start from scratch...

That resulted in taking down a part of AWS for 13 hours and it wasn't the first time it had happened.
Won't be the last either.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2026 5:53 pm
by Bigjawa
NASA's fancy rocket appears to to be a bit of a hound.

https://www.nasa.gov/blogs/missions/202 ... roll-back/

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2026 7:27 pm
by Mike1976
40 year old design and they've been having problems with hydrogen all those decades. So having problems now with helium leaks at least gives them some variety. If I recall correctly, I think even the engines are "new old stock". 30 billion dollars and it has had precisely one successful launch. I wouldn't be putting money on them making it to two.

They "solved" the heat shield problem by deciding to vary the angle of reentry so even if they managed to loop around the moon, getting safely back to earth is the part I'd be most worried about.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2026 11:15 pm
by Yorick
Mike1976 wrote: Sat Feb 21, 2026 7:27 pm 40 year old design and they've been having problems with hydrogen all those decades. So having problems now with helium leaks at least gives them some variety. If I recall correctly, I think even the engines are "new old stock". 30 billion dollars and it has had precisely one successful launch. I wouldn't be putting money on them making it to two.

They "solved" the heat shield problem by deciding to vary the angle of reentry so even if they managed to loop around the moon, getting safely back to earth is the part I'd be most worried about.
Light hearted?

Bringing politics and THEY into it.

Leave it out

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2026 4:17 am
by Mike1976
Yorick wrote: Sat Feb 21, 2026 11:15 pm Light hearted?

Bringing politics and THEY into it.

Leave it out
Yeah, I think it's hilarious. But who the fuck do you think you are?

You are offended by the use of the word THEY?? Is that your preferred pronoun then...

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2026 10:27 am
by Horse
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Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2026 11:07 am
by MrLongbeard
Yeah, you missed the made up bollox thread by some margin

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2026 11:15 am
by Taipan
The Royal Family are said to be devastated after Prince Andrew's car crash next Wednesday...

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2026 11:22 am
by Horse
Taipan wrote: Sun Feb 22, 2026 11:15 am The Royal Family are said to be devastated after Prince Andrew's car crash next Wednesday...
The [potential] convict formerly formally known as 'prince'?

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2026 2:25 pm
by cheb
Yorick wrote: Sat Feb 21, 2026 11:15 pm
Mike1976 wrote: Sat Feb 21, 2026 7:27 pm 40 year old design and they've been having problems with hydrogen all those decades. So having problems now with helium leaks at least gives them some variety. If I recall correctly, I think even the engines are "new old stock". 30 billion dollars and it has had precisely one successful launch. I wouldn't be putting money on them making it to two.

They "solved" the heat shield problem by deciding to vary the angle of reentry so even if they managed to loop around the moon, getting safely back to earth is the part I'd be most worried about.
Light hearted?

Bringing politics and THEY into it.

Leave it out
Did you actually read the reply, or just kneejerk your response based on the poster?

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2026 4:34 pm
by Mike1976
Not sure if this is politics or high comedy but the mayor of New York has issued a travel ban because it looks like it's going to snow.

Due to reasons I dare not suggest in such a highly censored forum, I find this hilarious. The fallout will be lit. hysterical...

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2026 4:40 pm
by gremlin
Mike1976 wrote: Mon Feb 23, 2026 4:34 pm Not sure if this is politics or high comedy but the mayor of New York has issued a travel ban because it looks like it's going to snow.

Due to reasons I dare not suggest in such a highly censored forum, I find this hilarious. The fallout will be lit. hysterical...
I think he's issued a 'Do not travel unless necessary' coz it is snowing. A lot.

Why is that so odd? We get the merest hint of snow over here and the whole infrastructure goes to shit.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2026 7:03 pm
by Mike1976
gremlin wrote: Mon Feb 23, 2026 4:40 pm I think he's issued a 'Do not travel unless necessary' coz it is snowing. A lot.

Why is that so odd? We get the merest hint of snow over here and the whole infrastructure goes to shit.
No, it's a travel ban, issued by a mayor. He says he will decide who he thinks should be allowed to travel.

Not sure you'd be so happy to be told you are forbidden to travel by your local mayor.
But then suddenly, that wouldn't be so funny now would it...