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Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2026 5:43 pm
by ZRX61
Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2026 11:35 pm
by petrolpete
They have just lifted the south east water hosepipe ban ( two days ago) and it's been raining so much they have flood warnings. You could not write it any better if you were trying to do irony.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2026 11:12 pm
by Mussels
petrolpete wrote: Sun Feb 08, 2026 11:35 pm
They have just lifted the south east water hosepipe ban ( two days ago) and it's been raining so much they have flood warnings. You could not write it any better if you were trying to do irony.
They only lifted it two days after they were ridiculed in the press for saying it was still in place because groundwater reservoirs take longer to fill up than surface ones.
Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2026 7:36 am
by Count Steer
Mussels wrote: Mon Feb 09, 2026 11:12 pm
petrolpete wrote: Sun Feb 08, 2026 11:35 pm
They have just lifted the south east water hosepipe ban ( two days ago) and it's been raining so much they have flood warnings. You could not write it any better if you were trying to do irony.
They only lifted it two days after they were ridiculed in the press for saying it was still in place because groundwater reservoirs take longer to fill up than surface ones.
If they mean aquifers when they say 'groundwater' then it'd be true - and 75-80% of SE water supply is from aquifers apparently. (Which is something of a surprise to me but appears to be a common source in chalky areas).
For the perils of using slowly renewed or non-renewable water supplies, Libya is the model!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Man-Made_River
Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2026 8:39 pm
by Yorick
Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2026 1:05 am
by ZRX61
Awkward...
Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2026 1:24 am
by Felix
Boiled feet. How would you know?
Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2026 1:28 am
by ZRX61
Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2026 8:15 am
by Mr Moofo
Count Steer wrote: Tue Feb 10, 2026 7:36 am
Mussels wrote: Mon Feb 09, 2026 11:12 pm
petrolpete wrote: Sun Feb 08, 2026 11:35 pm
They have just lifted the south east water hosepipe ban ( two days ago) and it's been raining so much they have flood warnings. You could not write it any better if you were trying to do irony.
They only lifted it two days after they were ridiculed in the press for saying it was still in place because groundwater reservoirs take longer to fill up than surface ones.
If they mean aquifers when they say 'groundwater' then it'd be true - and 75-80% of SE water supply is from aquifers apparently. (Which is something of a surprise to me but appears to be a common source in chalky areas).
For the perils of using slowly renewed or non-renewable water supplies, Libya is the model!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Man-Made_River
I would find if hard to believe the aquifers are not filled by now. It has been raining since August
Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2026 8:28 am
by Rockburner
Mr Moofo wrote: Mon Feb 16, 2026 8:15 am
Count Steer wrote: Tue Feb 10, 2026 7:36 am
Mussels wrote: Mon Feb 09, 2026 11:12 pm
They only lifted it two days after they were ridiculed in the press for saying it was still in place because groundwater reservoirs take longer to fill up than surface ones.
If they mean aquifers when they say 'groundwater' then it'd be true - and 75-80% of SE water supply is from aquifers apparently. (Which is something of a surprise to me but appears to be a common source in chalky areas).
For the perils of using slowly renewed or non-renewable water supplies, Libya is the model!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Man-Made_River
I would find if hard to believe the aquifers are not filled by now. It has been raining since August
It's like filling a hip flask with a fire hose.
Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2026 9:09 am
by Count Steer
Mr Moofo wrote: Mon Feb 16, 2026 8:15 am
Count Steer wrote: Tue Feb 10, 2026 7:36 am
Mussels wrote: Mon Feb 09, 2026 11:12 pm
They only lifted it two days after they were ridiculed in the press for saying it was still in place because groundwater reservoirs take longer to fill up than surface ones.
If they mean aquifers when they say 'groundwater' then it'd be true - and 75-80% of SE water supply is from aquifers apparently. (Which is something of a surprise to me but appears to be a common source in chalky areas).
For the perils of using slowly renewed or non-renewable water supplies, Libya is the model!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Man-Made_River
I would find if hard to believe the aquifers are not filled by now. It has been raining since August
Yup, the SE chalk acquifers generally recharge over the 6 months from October to March (depends on the depletion rates too, obvs). I guess they need them brim full to get through the 'dry seasons'.
OTOH, the Libyan ones took thousands of years to fill and they'll empty them in a lifetime-ish. Then things'll get interesting in Tripoli!
Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2026 10:16 am
by Cousin Jack
South West Water are doing their best to emulate Libya. Cornwalls biggest and bestest resevoir is on the top of bodmin moor fed by the St Neot River. In winter spate you could step across this, in summer you can walk along the bed of it and not get wet feet. Then they wonder why after a dry spell it takes ages to refill.
Local rag today.
" Cornwall's largest reservoir remains well below capacity despite relentless storms and weeks of constant rain."
Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2026 3:25 pm
by gremlin
More important than water.....
Scottish craft beer brand Brewdog put up for sale
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c7951yl59lxo
'Fiercely independent', my arse.
Piss-in-a-can merchants anyway....
Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2026 5:20 pm
by Mr Moofo
It had a dreadful company culture
Allegedly
Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2026 3:49 pm
by gremlin
Shoes for the discerning gent....
Crocs shaped like Lego bricks....
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/202 ... lego-crocs
Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2026 4:33 pm
by Taipan
Probably wears a Mr Jones watch too...

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2026 4:57 pm
by Mr Moofo
Taipan wrote: Tue Feb 17, 2026 4:33 pm
Probably wears a Mr Jones watch too...
Do people actually buy those ?
Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2026 7:06 pm
by Cousin Jack
Mr Moofo wrote: Tue Feb 17, 2026 4:57 pm
Taipan wrote: Tue Feb 17, 2026 4:33 pm
Probably wears a Mr Jones watch too...
Do people actually buy those ?
Gremlin does.
Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2026 6:59 am
by gremlin
Cousin Jack wrote: Tue Feb 17, 2026 7:06 pm
Mr Moofo wrote: Tue Feb 17, 2026 4:57 pm
Taipan wrote: Tue Feb 17, 2026 4:33 pm
Probably wears a Mr Jones watch too...
Do people actually buy those ?
Gremlin does.
I will now. Your distress only spurs my enthusiasm.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2026 7:18 am
by Cousin Jack
gremlin wrote: Wed Feb 18, 2026 6:59 am
Cousin Jack wrote: Tue Feb 17, 2026 7:06 pm
Mr Moofo wrote: Tue Feb 17, 2026 4:57 pm
Do people actually buy those ?
Gremlin does.
I will now. Your distress only spurs my enthusiasm.
You will get into trouble with Mrs G !