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Wossname wrote: Thu Apr 20, 2023 9:36 pm Pics or it didn’t.

And did you?

Pics or you did!

Wossname wrote: Thu Apr 20, 2023 9:36 pm Pics or it didn’t.

And did you?

Pics or you did!

Erm. This might sound like a porn film, but.
2 lovely young things were near us, but as the shade came across us, they moved about 10m away into the sun.
Then stripped off completely and sunbathed.
Then stood up and went for a swim. Beautiful bodies, but all innocent on a nudey beach.
Even Pen commented on the nice bodies.

When I got changed out of my wet shorts, I just stood there and did it. Looked across to see a lady watching. It felt nice. First lady in 19 years to see my willy.

Got us both thinking about going naked next time

Fired up my Miller 210 & committed Migery (with this particular welder) for the first time in probably 12 years.

Yorick wrote: Thu Apr 20, 2023 9:46 pm

Wossname wrote: Thu Apr 20, 2023 9:36 pm Pics or it didn’t.

And did you?

Pics or you did!

Erm. This might sound like a porn film, but.
2 lovely young things were near us, but as the shade came across us, they moved about 10m away into the sun.
Then stripped off completely and sunbathed.
Then stood up and went for a swim. Beautiful bodies, but all innocent on a nudey beach.
Even Pen commented on the nice bodies.

When I got changed out of my wet shorts, I just stood there and did it. Looked across to see a lady watching. It felt nice. First lady in 19 years to see my willy.

Got us both thinking about going naked next time

Some years back me and Mrs. G went away to Crete. There were two beaches in walking distance. One pebbly, one beautiful sand. The sandy beach was nuddie, so we both went nuddie too. The beach wasn't busy, but a few people and families. Wasn't in any way sordid or 'Carry On', plus not having wet shorts was a real bonus.

I did get sun burnt in a place I've never been sun burt before, mind.

I've tried not to picture Yorick at a swingers party.

Took the dog for a cycle ride, me on the bike obvs!
Saw a couple of deer and a family of ragondin.
Time for a panaché now.

gremlin wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 12:29 pm I did get sun burnt in a place I've never been sun burt before, mind.

Male pattern baldness strikes early in your family does it?

gremlin wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 12:29 pm Some years back me and Mrs. G went away to Crete. There were two beaches in walking distance. One pebbly, one beautiful sand. The sandy beach was nuddie, so we both went nuddie too. The beach wasn't busy, but a few people and families. Wasn't in any way sordid or 'Carry On', plus not having wet shorts was a real bonus.

I did get sun burnt in a place I've never been sun burt before, mind.

Mate of mine was sunbathing bareass nekkid on the lawn at a farm where we lived/worked. I was working on a bike in the garage & heard an alarm clock go off. I look out the door & see the guy sit up, reset the alarm, move his dick & then lay back down.

Me: What the fuck are you doing?
Him: "I prefer an all over tan to having a sunburned dick"

Let not my green credentials ever be in doubt. Pony eat your insect protein fed heart out.

Dealt with what happens when my Dad, who's taking 20mg diamorphine daily, has a well meaning friend who gets him a pack of sleeping pills because he's told them he's not been sleeping great. I'd rather have been on a nudie beach.

Wasted morning dicking about on the internet and turning a tablet into an 11" sat nav. Taking wife to Edinburgh later for an MRI what should be fun finding our way round the huge shit hospital.

Worked this morning then met some friends for coffee as they are leaving tomorrow.

Then came home and finally started to build the kitchen trolley thing I bought to try and help me save some space and make better use of storage - downside is that now I REALLY have to sort out the huge space under the bed to make sure things are stored better!!! LOL


Bonus of the day was getting a message that one of the chalet companies had some frozen food to pass on - and me having a bit of space in the freezer for a change (despite just having done a two month shop!! LOL)

So I now have two boxes of haddock fillets in the freezer (not breaded) and no idea what to make - I actually bought fish yesterday to make a fish pie!!

Only managed a few hours sleep and installed the washing machine without having a tantrum, mowed the lawn and then spent an hour trying to get SWMBO phone to connect to the washing machine over WiFi and finally managed after deleting it off my phone and resetting the router and washing machine (that was nearly a tantrum).

Watched the bikes then washed the bike, degreased the chain and all that usual pish.

wull wrote: Sat Apr 22, 2023 7:35 pm Watched the bikes then washed the bike, degreased the chain and all that usual pish.

It's not washed, the fairings and wheels are still on ? Back of swingarm? Under the hugger? Engine? Under mudguard? Yikes?

weeksy wrote: Sat Apr 22, 2023 7:40 pm

wull wrote: Sat Apr 22, 2023 7:35 pm Watched the bikes then washed the bike, degreased the chain and all that usual pish.

It's not washed, the fairings and wheels are still on ? Back of swingarm? Under the hugger? Engine? Under mudguard? Yikes?

Don’t worry they came off next, I always wash the bike first with them on as it’s easier to wash the outside of them when fitted, then once removed I clean the backside, it’s much easier that way.

The sprocket cover was whipped off as usual which means the gear lever and shift rod including QS has to be removed along with the chain guide.

Don’t worry, not my first rodeo

I always degrease the chain and clean that first before doing the rest of the bike as well.

I was complacent in Lidl, my wife asked if a box would fit in the car and I said 'we have a large estate, of course it will'.
The box turned out to be much bigger than a washing machine and there was no hope, thankfully everything just fit after we trashed the box but I need to think twice in future.
All's well that ends well and she is pleased with the hanging egg chair in the garden.

Gassed up the SBH for the 2nd time this year.

Taking the ZX11 out for a hoon. 4th weekend this month! Gotta get as much riding in as possible before surgery on May 3rd. Probably ride next weekend too