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Re: Jokes Thread
I'm going through a list of everybody I know and assigning them nicknames based on high street stores.
You're Next.
You're Next.
Remember Anne Diamond!
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Re: Jokes Thread
gremlin wrote: Thu Feb 24, 2022 2:03 pm I'm going through a list of everybody I know and assigning them nicknames based on high street stores.
You're Next.
Is KFB now KFC?
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Re: Jokes Thread
A month ago I ordered a copy of 'How to Scam People On-line' and it still hasn't turned up. 
The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'.
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Re: Jokes Thread
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"Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?"
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."
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"Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?"
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."
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"Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?"
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."
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Re: Jokes Thread
My kids have been on eBay ALL day!
If they're still there tomorrow I'll lower the price.
If they're still there tomorrow I'll lower the price.
The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'.