Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little

[Rockburner]

Traffic lights that KNOW you've been waiting in gear and just slipped into neutral, and then change!

That's how I get them to change.

[gremlin]

My sister in law once informed me that at temporary traffic lights, if you flashed them with your high beam every couple of seconds at night, they would change.

I pointed out that maybe they were going to change anyway, notwithstanding the flashing of headlights. She wouldn't have it.

[DefTrap]

I think any public hire vehicle should be reasonably clean. If I were to get in and find it a bit of a state I'd make a mental note not to use them again. Same with the exterior: if I'm done up smart I don't want to get dirty strides from the crudy sill getting in and out.

Just a professional courtesy, innit? Fair play to Jody for making the effort.

Yeah I'm always quite surprised how well turned out all the hire cars I use (different operators, different sites) are on pickup, given the state of UK roads and how absolutely filthy vehicles get quite quickly in Winter driving.

That said, newish cars that have been maintained well are a doddle to spiff up quite quickly - it' a no-brainer.

[David]

My sister in law once informed me that at temporary traffic lights, if you flashed them with your high beam every couple of seconds at night, they would change.

I pointed out that maybe they were going to change anyway, notwithstanding the flashing of headlights. She wouldn't have it.

If you look at a set of temporary lights, they have a sensor on top. They should, but often aren't turned to sensor controlled at end of play.

[Count Steer]

^^^^^^

He gets it !

They probably need people to wipe their bums too, but I'm not volunteering for that either.

Ahh I see the issue here. You think I'm a volunteer. I'm not, I get paid and a free apartment too.

Curious to hear that you think anyone that doesn't wash their own car, won't wipe their own arse either!

Oh I know you get paid etc but I did say I wouldn't volunteer...ie my services*.

I pay someone to clean our cars and someone to work in the garden too, I don't want either of those as a job either.

* Particularly to anyone who thinks you can drive from a ski resort to an airport and magically arrive in a clean car...it makes as much sense as complaining that the car's dirty when you get back to the resort.

[Horse]

I spent over an hour in a cold carpark trying to get the car as clean as possible for picking up guests. Experiance has taught me to find the closest car wash to the airport and do it there, as anymore than a fem KM's drive will almost definitely result in a comment of "The car needs a clean".

I get to the airport, spend another 20 minutes going over things, making it as mint as possible.

Get one of these, fill with soapy water, rinse the car off to help clear the clag you've collected on the way?

https://www.screwfix.com/p/white-black- ... lsrc=aw.ds

[katana]

^^^^^ Which would be closely followed by me chucking them a wet cloth and sponge and saying 'Fill yer boots mate, I'll go and get a coffee'.

Private jet people need to get in to clean cars/vans/people carriers.

^^^^^^

He gets it !

I understand why some people think that clean outside some how means claen inside. Look at second hand car sales, it is easier to sell a car with nice shiny clean car.

Would it be worthwhile to look on a detailing forum about some sort of ceramic coating that helps stop the road silt sticking and maybe a waterless system to clean the car at the airport nearby, Maybe a change of clothes/ dirty clothes so you don't end up looking sweaty.

Stay safe and hope you arre having fun.

[Saga Lout]

Curious to hear that you think anyone that doesn't wash their own car, won't wipe their own arse either!

I wonder, does King Charles have a Groom of the Stool?

[Noggin]

NS&I security!! I mean, yes, good security is excellent. However, I was able to phone up and answer some security questions and then allowed to change my password (couldn't remember it Computer had it saved but wouldn't show me )

But then, two different security questions thqt I apparently answered worngly (not convinced I was wrong, but hey ho) and I couldn't update my phone number.

Apparently they send each call to a different person so no one person deals with your whole call for security. But it meant that I had access to change my password, no access to change my phone number and so - still no access to my account


Got to wait 2-3 weeks now for the letter that will have my temporary password in it (the last letter took three weeks to get here) so that I can then go on and change (hopefully) my telephone number and my security questions


I know, the muppetry is mine due to cancelling my uk phone before sorting this out, but seriously

[Sadlonelygit]

Provincial French supermarkets.
Why must you have zero order to your aisle plans. Pretty sure there's a science to getting people to buy stuff, rather than let them wander around like zombies losing the will to purchase.

[Pirahna]

Wifey repeatedly volunteering me to do things. This time she brought home a light that someone want's put up, she's now on her way back to the woman to explain why I won't do it. It's far from the first time she's done it and every time she ends up having to find an excuse why I won't do it.

[Taipan]

My wife is doing my nut in too. She was out for dinner with her 2 best mates last night. She is out for brunch and shopping tomorrow. I dont begrudge her any of that and i'm probably bankrolling it too. But what I do object to is her saying are you going to go and get some paint and start painting then, knowing I have a hangover. She is semi retired but i only have the weekend to loaf about a bit, yet she seems to be turning into my boss and instructing me how to spend my time. I think what's worse is, i know she's right, i need to get my act together, but i hate being told what to do!

[Skub]

My wife is doing my nut in too. She was out for dinner with her 2 best mates last night. She is out for brunch and shopping tomorrow. I dont begrudge her any of that and i'm probably bankrolling it too. But what I do object to is her saying are you going to go and get some paint and start painting then, knowing I have a hangover. She is semi retired but i only have the weekend to loaf about a bit, yet she seems to be turning into my boss and instructing me how to spend my time. I think what's worse is, i know she's right, i need to get my act together, but i hate being told what to do!

Just wait until she's fully retired,you'll look back wistfully on how easy life was.

[Skub]

Wifey repeatedly volunteering me to do things. This time she brought home a light that someone want's put up, she's now on her way back to the woman to explain why I won't do it. It's far from the first time she's done it and every time she ends up having to find an excuse why I won't do it.

I know that story well. You soon become a bloke on call who works for nothing. I wouldn't mind so much sometimes,but it's usually for people who have money falling out their arsehole and can well afford to pay for work,if they weren't so tight.

[Mr. Dazzle]

I avoid this problem by cultivating an air of being fucking useless at handy man jobs.

It's taken years of dedication to reach my level of apparent ineptitude.

[Skub]

I avoid this problem by cultivating an air of being fucking useless at handy man jobs.

It's taken years of dedication to reach my level of apparent ineptitude.

It takes a wise man to play the fool.

[Jody]

Wifey repeatedly volunteering me to do things. This time she brought home a light that someone want's put up, she's now on her way back to the woman to explain why I won't do it. It's far from the first time she's done it and every time she ends up having to find an excuse why I won't do it.

My Ex used to do that. She gets to look good and helpful, while I'm the one sacrificing. My therapist called it Narcissism !?

[Cousin Jack]

I avoid this problem by cultivating an air of being fucking useless at handy man jobs.

It's taken years of dedication to reach my level of apparent ineptitude.

It takes a wise man to play the fool.

Ooh I must be wise!

[Bigjawa]

I avoid this problem by cultivating an air of being fucking useless at handy man jobs.

It's taken years of dedication to reach my level of apparent ineptitude.

It takes a wise man to play the fool.

They catch on though, my missus is like "You can put a fucking motorbike together with your eyes shut, but you can't put up a shelf?"

[KungFooBob]

Motorbikes are like lego tho'

Everything has a place and the parts are designed to fit together (mostly).

DIY requires measuring and cutting and making things fit.

Totally different.