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Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2022 10:22 am
by Count Steer
gremlin wrote: Thu Oct 13, 2022 10:07 am
Got out of the shower and Mrs. Gremlin exclaimed, 'What's wrong with your arse!'.
I mean, how should one respond to that sort of unexpected outburst?
She urged me to look in the mirror, which I did, and I have what looks like German measles spots all over my arse cheeks, exactly where my shreddies would be. No idea what it might be, doesn't itch or anything. Must be 'contact' related but no change in washing powder or owt.
Anyhow, a photo is available if anybody wants to volunteer a diagnosis.
Shreddies might not have rinsed properly? Change in formulation of washing powder/liquid?
It does sound like a contact dermatitis.
I'd take the lot and put them on a rinse and spin cycle. (+ change to non-bio if you're using a bio product).
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2022 11:29 am
by Yorick
gremlin wrote: Thu Oct 13, 2022 10:07 am
Got out of the shower and Mrs. Gremlin exclaimed, 'What's wrong with your arse!'.
I mean, how should one respond to that sort of unexpected outburst?
She urged me to look in the mirror, which I did, and I have what looks like German measles spots all over my arse cheeks, exactly where my shreddies would be. No idea what it might be, doesn't itch or anything. Must be 'contact' related but no change in washing powder or owt.
Anyhow, a photo is available if anybody wants to volunteer a diagnosis.
I wondered where the Bumming 'at had gone

Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2022 11:35 am
by Skub
gremlin wrote: Thu Oct 13, 2022 10:07 am
Got out of the shower and Mrs. Gremlin exclaimed, 'What's wrong with your arse!'.
I mean, how should one respond to that sort of unexpected outburst?
She urged me to look in the mirror, which I did, and I have what looks like German measles spots all over my arse cheeks, exactly where my shreddies would be. No idea what it might be, doesn't itch or anything. Must be 'contact' related but no change in washing powder or owt.
Anyhow, a photo is available if anybody wants to volunteer a diagnosis.
Butt acne.

Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2022 11:42 am
by gremlin
Count Steer wrote: Thu Oct 13, 2022 10:22 am
I'd take the lot and put them on a rinse and spin cycle.
Eh? Undercrackers get washed at the
end of the month, whether they need it or not.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2022 7:24 pm
by Zimbo
Pirahna wrote: Wed Oct 12, 2022 4:05 pm
Taipan wrote: Wed Oct 12, 2022 4:00 pm
Went to the Dentist to get my crown glued back on. But it can't be done as its snapped the part of the already broken tooth it was attached to. Options are removal and live with a gap or an implant at C2.5k!
Time for Turkey teeth.
Two people I know had work done in Hungary at this place
https://kreativdentalclinic.eu/en/
Link saved, my local dentist wanted Β£1600 for a filling and a ceramic crown, I thought that was outrageous!
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2022 8:17 pm
by Felix
Zimbo wrote: Thu Oct 13, 2022 7:24 pm
Link saved, my local dentist wanted Β£1600 for a filling and a ceramic crown, I thought that was outrageous!
My dentist quoted Β£2k for one implant. 400 quid on that site.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 8:41 am
by Taipan
At this rate we could have a RTTL Jolly Boys (dental) outing!

Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 10:20 am
by gremlin
Taipan wrote: Fri Oct 14, 2022 8:41 am
At this rate we could have a RTTL Jolly Boys (dental) outing!
Ride out to Hungary, bit of cheeky group discount at the dentist, then a piss up as we'll all be on a liquid diet for 24 hours, home in time for tea and shiny gnashers

Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:15 pm
by Greenman
Managed to actually find 2 decent pairs of trainers in a size 14 without having to pay silly prices, winning...

Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:17 pm
by Le_Fromage_Grande
gremlin wrote: Thu Oct 13, 2022 10:07 am
Got out of the shower and Mrs. Gremlin exclaimed, 'What's wrong with your arse!'.
I mean, how should one respond to that sort of unexpected outburst?
She urged me to look in the mirror, which I did, and I have what looks like German measles spots all over my arse cheeks, exactly where my shreddies would be. No idea what it might be, doesn't itch or anything. Must be 'contact' related but no change in washing powder or owt.
Anyhow, a photo is available if anybody wants to volunteer a diagnosis.
Have you tried changing your underwear more than once a month?
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:20 pm
by gremlin
Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:17 pm
gremlin wrote: Thu Oct 13, 2022 10:07 am
Got out of the shower and Mrs. Gremlin exclaimed, 'What's wrong with your arse!'.
I mean, how should one respond to that sort of unexpected outburst?
She urged me to look in the mirror, which I did, and I have what looks like German measles spots all over my arse cheeks, exactly where my shreddies would be. No idea what it might be, doesn't itch or anything. Must be 'contact' related but no change in washing powder or owt.
Anyhow, a photo is available if anybody wants to volunteer a diagnosis.
Have you tried changing your underwear more than once a month?
My mum once told me to put a clean pair of socks and pants on every day, but by the end of the second week I couldn't get my trousers or shoes on.
Ithanngyooo!
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 3:38 pm
by MrLongbeard
Been for a ride, dis good dead for the day when young little thing couldn't work out how to take off her filler cap @ the petrol shop
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 11:33 am
by Taipan
Had my covid booster! Bring it on covid. Iβm at defcon 5 and armed snd dangerous!


Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 11:37 am
by Yorick
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 6:32 pm
by Noggin
Just about to leave home to go see my friends that asked me to cat sit when I got a phone call - cat badly injured (possibly off road vehicle or cows trampling it) and they were sat at the vets with it, not much hope
20 mins later, no more cat
So so gutted for them. My friend absolutely loves cats (I think his wife does too, but Viv is the one that finds and rescues them!) and he rescued this little soandso from a ditch at about 6 weeks old. Midnite (kitten!) had been abandoned, Viv heard his cries whilst out cycling and rescued him and a brother (the brother didn't survive) and took him home tucked inside his cycle top!! He'd decided that Midnite would be his last cat and would outlive him. So Viv is devastated - moreso because he rescued Midnite from certain death, so felt closer to him than previous moggies
I know many people feel that cats aren't deserving of sadness when they go, but for some of us, they are part of the family as much as other peoples' dogs are. I had only met Midnite the once, but he was proper cuddly. So, I'm pretty sad, but more sad for Viv and Ann
So, I'm now house sitting from Weds night. They've been kind enough to let me stay anyway and use the car still - I am driving them to the airport and collecting them when they come back! But I have use of a big kitchen table to do some of the sewing things I want to do - just have no kitten to snuggle with in the evenings

Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:51 pm
by Pirahna
A neighbour knocked on my door, she was walking her dog and there was a dead cat up the lane beside my house, did I know who it belonged to? The cat had been hiding in the grass when a tractor with a hedge cutter came down the lane. Rather than scarper the cat had ducked, just not low enough. I did know who it belonged to and broke the bad news.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 8:21 pm
by Noggin
Pirahna wrote: Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:51 pm
A neighbour knocked on my door, she was walking her dog and there was a dead cat up the lane beside my house, did I know who it belonged to? The cat had been hiding in the grass when a tractor with a hedge cutter came down the lane. Rather than scarper the cat had ducked, just not low enough. I did know who it belonged to and broke the bad news.
Oh no

That's so sad

xx
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 12:32 pm
by Horse
Perhaps as a counterpart to Docca's new build thread.
Just finished this. Itβs my mate's place in France, after 20 months of work.

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And, for the before (yes that is sky visible through the 'roof')

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Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 12:40 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
Turning it 2D is certainly a way to reduce energy bills.
Re: What have you done today thread?
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 12:53 pm
by Horse
He moved in a couple of weeks ago, so has only just needed to start paying for that
Although temps out there right now are mid to high 20s!