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Taipan wrote: Sat Dec 18, 2021 3:50 pm

British say they will continue to refuse passage of small boats from Dunkirk if that should occur.

Olaf the Viking is shopping at a supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears.

"What's the matter?" asks Olaf.

"Oh," sobs the old lady. "I want to have a look at the frozen puddings but, as you can see, there are three steps down into the chiller cabinets."

"No problem," says Olaf, lifting her onto his back. "I'll take you."

Olaf strolls through the chiller cabinets with the old lady on his back. She selects several puddings and puts them in the basket he is carrying for her.

At the other end the old lady's husband is waiting with her wheelchair.

"I'd really like to thank you," says the old lady as Olaf sets her back down in the chair, "but I don't even know who you are!"

Olaf just waves and walks off.

"I was really worried about you," comments the old lady's husband. "What have you been doing?"

"I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name."

Horse wrote: Sun Dec 19, 2021 5:07 pm 269035764_10217819744559917_8805725843141104035_n.jpg

Go straight to hell, do not pass go or collect £200

The 'joke' picture was on the web before the Guardian published theirs (although the Carrie doll isn't holding a baby)

Life imitating 'art'?

Oh noes! Not more politics!

slowsider wrote: Mon Dec 20, 2021 9:06 am Oh noes! Not more politics!

Well, allegedly it was a work meeting. So nice to now know that the country is being run by a bunch of half-pissed people including one who brings his OH into meetings. Oh and no notebooks, laptops or tablets in evidence, so no traceability or record keeping.

Oh, what? We knew all that already?

The Flat Earth Society are really worried that social distancing is going to end up pushing a few people over the edge.

Horse wrote: Mon Dec 20, 2021 9:53 am

slowsider wrote: Mon Dec 20, 2021 9:06 am Oh noes! Not more politics!

Well, allegedly it was a work meeting. So nice to now know that the country is being run by a bunch of half-pissed people including one who brings his OH into meetings. Oh and no notebooks, laptops or tablets in evidence, so no traceability or record keeping.

Oh, what? We knew all that already?

Fuck off and moan in the 1001 covid / brexit / politics / bozo threads and leave the jokes thread in blissful ignorance.

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This is actually pretty fucking correct for bogan bundaberg

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Renoir's 'No. 10 Business Meeting'




stolen from elsewhere

Uh-oh, you're gonna get flamed