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Its not a tree, it's 'grass'
Even bland can be a type of character
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"Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?"
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."
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"Throw two aspirin in. If it's still going in the morning, cal back."
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B.O.G.O.F. Better?
Edit: I get it now
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I joined a Ukrainian dating website, I've only gone and got myself a chick in Kiev.
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