Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2021 5:44 pm
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Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2021 10:59 pm
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:56 am
Was just perusing this thread and had the picture of the dildos on the screen just at the precise moment the young waitress brought my coffee over. As I glanced up I saw her looking at the screen with a look somewhere between horror and amusement before moving swiftly away....
Bastids
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:14 am
@Yorick
I went to the fancy dress hire shop as I wanted to hire a Dracula outfit. The shop assistant went out the back and then pushed through a GSXR thou! I said, "I think you misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a Count"!
I went to the fancy dress hire shop as I wanted to hire a Dracula outfit. The shop assistant went out the back and then pushed through a GSXR thou! I said, "I think you misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a Count"!
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:26 am
I'll get you at playtime.Taipan wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:14 am @Yorick
I went to the fancy dress hire shop as I wanted to hire a Dracula outfit. The shop assistant went out the back and then pushed through a GSXR thou! I said, "I think you misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a Count"!
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:48 am
Good choice!Taipan wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:14 am
"I think you misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a Count"!
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:40 am
He gave you an ice breaker and you blew it.gremlin wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:56 amWas just perusing this thread and had the picture of the dildos on the screen just at the precise moment the young waitress brought my coffee over. As I glanced up I saw her looking at the screen with a look somewhere between horror and amusement before moving swiftly away....
Bastids
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:09 pm
Ahh. My bad. You could always make it up to her by reading her a poem? Chicks love poetry...gremlin wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:56 amWas just perusing this thread and had the picture of the dildos on the screen just at the precise moment the young waitress brought my coffee over. As I glanced up I saw her looking at the screen with a look somewhere between horror and amusement before moving swiftly away....
Bastids
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:49 pm
You seem to have mastered time travel - will you be able to get back from the seventies okay?
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2021 12:28 pm
A more contemporary meme for you.
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2021 11:08 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2021 7:12 pm
New chippy in Southend!
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2021 7:48 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2021 8:16 pm
Can they not get actual cod or haddock?
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