In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

[Buckaroo]

I apologise.

This story should have gone into the political news thread. I thought the idea of Stonehenge being built by people who looked like Somalians or Nigerians was so risible as to be almost beyond a joke. I was wrong. The Ministry of Truth are probably revising all our history books right now.

On the basis that we have all changed over the millennia, would it also be plausible that the modern black person or person of colour are very different from their ancestors, just as it would appear, we are? Who can say for certain what early homo sapiens looked like, their colour and so on. We're all part of the great big melting pot.

[Saga Lout]

Isn't there a theory that at some point in the future we'll all be the same shade? That's really going to boil the piss of the racists & race baiters. We'll be talking about blacks & whites etc the way we talk about Neanderthals...

And then, presumably, we'd have to evolve all over again and develop darker skin to deal with the tropics and lighter skin to deal with the lack of vitamin D.

[Count Steer]

Isn't there a theory that at some point in the future we'll all be the same shade? That's really going to boil the piss of the racists & race baiters. We'll be talking about blacks & whites etc the way we talk about Neanderthals...

And then, presumably, we'd have to evolve all over again and develop darker skin to deal with the tropics and lighter skin to deal with the lack of vitamin D.

Global warming - the tropics will be uninhabitable. Sweden will be like Nairobi.

[Horse]

would it also be plausible that the modern black person or person of colour are very different from their ancestors, just as it would appear, we are?

Blimey. That's profound.

Who can say for certain what early homo sapiens looked like, their colour and so on.

And that's another really good point: can the 'meaning' (output, result, whatever) from the same DNA be different now?

And even reconstruction of faces over skulls relies on current knowledge of musculature, etc.

We're all part of the great big melting pot.

We know a song about that, don't we, children?

[Count Steer]

Who can say for certain what early homo sapiens looked like, their colour and so on.

And that's another really good point: can the 'meaning' (output, result, whatever) from the same DNA be different now?

And even reconstruction of faces over skulls relies on current knowledge of musculature, etc.

I have wondered on those TV progs where they construct eg a Cro-magnon chap's head or some king or other what the actual accuracy was like*. Just had a rummage and thought the Wiki was interesting. Doesn't say anything about DNA and skin colour but, for anyone interested.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forensic_ ... nstruction

* ditto when they do prehistoric animals from a few bones and come up with a complete rendering with stuff that makes you think 'how did they know it had x,y or z?'

[Mr. Dazzle]

* ditto when they do prehistoric animals from a few bones and come up with a complete rendering with stuff that makes you think 'how did they know it had x,y or z?'

There's an artist who's done impressions of what modern animals might look like if they were rendered like Dinosaurs.

[Count Steer]

Wouldn't mess with those swans.

[KungFooBob]

I wasn't planning on having nightmares tonight.

[Mr. Dazzle]

The lake at the local park will never be the same again.

[ZRX61]

I have wondered on those TV progs where they construct eg a Cro-magnon chap's head or some king or other what the actual accuracy was like*. Just had a rummage and thought the Wiki was interesting. Doesn't say anything about DNA and skin colour but, for anyone interested.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forensic_ ... nstruction

* ditto when they do prehistoric animals from a few bones and come up with a complete rendering with stuff that makes you think 'how did they know it had x,y or z?'

They can tell who were long bow archers in the 1400's etc because the bone density in their arms is different from regular folk.

[Mr. Dazzle]

How do they know they weren't keen tennis players?

[Skub]

Wouldn't mess with those swans.

They say those spikey appendages will break your arm.

[ZRX61]

My ex missus wasn't familiar with swans & tried petting them in Cambridge... Much hilarity ensued.. at least for the bystanders, for her, not so much.

[KungFooBob]

Has a swan ever broken anyone's arm?

[Count Steer]

Has a swan ever broken anyone's arm?

Only when they fell over after being walloped by a swan.

[Count Steer]

How do they know they weren't keen tennis players?

Or plasterers?

[Mr Moofo]

How do they know they weren't keen tennis players?

Or plasterers?

Or incels ….

[Mr. Dazzle]

Has a swan ever broken anyone's arm?

Or blown up a man's house.

[KungFooBob]

Has a swan ever broken anyone's arm?

Or blown up a man's house.

An inflatable house?

[Count Steer]

Has a swan ever broken anyone's arm?

Or blown up a man's house.

An inflatable house?

Maybe.



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