Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
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Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Thought I'd cracked a tooth on Friday, dentist said today I'd just chipped some of the composite filing which he was able to file down at no extra charge.
"Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?"
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Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Pffft, a dentist not taking the opportunity to charge.... ?
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Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
I can recommend a dentist here. It would be cheaper to fly to Alicante and hire a car to visit them than to go to a UK dentist, and they're really good.Ditchfinder wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 10:12 pmPffft, a dentist not taking the opportunity to charge.... ?![]()
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Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Last night took Ozzy into town.
Lots of locals asked his name but couldn't quite get it
Over here the name Jose is pronounced Ozzay. Not hozay as in Spain.
So they all replied Ozzay and thought I couldn't pronounce Jose properly
It's near enough
Lots of locals asked his name but couldn't quite get it
Over here the name Jose is pronounced Ozzay. Not hozay as in Spain.
So they all replied Ozzay and thought I couldn't pronounce Jose properly
It's near enough
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Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Just introduce him as the Prince of Darkness.Yorick wrote: Mon Dec 15, 2025 11:14 am Last night took Ozzy into town.
Lots of locals asked his name but couldn't quite get it![]()
Over here the name Jose is pronounced Ozzay. Not hozay as in Spain.
So they all replied Ozzay and thought I couldn't pronounce Jose properly
It's near enough![]()
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Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Bit of a mouthfulKungFooBob wrote: Mon Dec 15, 2025 11:48 amJust introduce him as the Prince of Darkness.Yorick wrote: Mon Dec 15, 2025 11:14 am Last night took Ozzy into town.
Lots of locals asked his name but couldn't quite get it![]()
Over here the name Jose is pronounced Ozzay. Not hozay as in Spain.
So they all replied Ozzay and thought I couldn't pronounce Jose properly
It's near enough![]()
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Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Lick of paint and a bit of flooring and it's spruced up nicely.
(Ignore the bare bulb...new light fitting caught up in the Christmas Post backlog)
(Ignore the bare bulb...new light fitting caught up in the Christmas Post backlog)
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Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Blue light has a shorter wavelength and can penetrate the eye further, causing retinal distress, sleep disruption and even macular degeneration.
Jump across the colour wheel and stick yellow in there and pretend its sunny!

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Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Did Elvis ever sing about a Yellow Christmas? I don't think so.Taipan wrote: Tue Dec 16, 2025 12:41 pm Blue light has a shorter wavelength and can penetrate the eye further, causing retinal distress, sleep disruption and even macular degeneration.Jump across the colour wheel and stick yellow in there and pretend its sunny!
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Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
gremlin wrote: Tue Dec 16, 2025 12:55 pmDid Elvis ever sing about a Yellow Christmas? I don't think so.Taipan wrote: Tue Dec 16, 2025 12:41 pm Blue light has a shorter wavelength and can penetrate the eye further, causing retinal distress, sleep disruption and even macular degeneration.Jump across the colour wheel and stick yellow in there and pretend its sunny!
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Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
I realised some time ago that's it's easier to tell French people I'm called Thursday, then to expect them to pronounce JodyYorick wrote: Mon Dec 15, 2025 11:14 am Last night took Ozzy into town.
Lots of locals asked his name but couldn't quite get it![]()
Over here the name Jose is pronounced Ozzay. Not hozay as in Spain.
So they all replied Ozzay and thought I couldn't pronounce Jose properly
It's near enough![]()
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Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Took Ozzy, the new mutt, to vets to get checked out as we didn't know his background.
He's very healthy and doing well.
He wasn't chipped, so she did that.
She said "he's legally yours now so they can't take him back if they changed their minds"
That all made us very happy
And the bill?
Consultation.
Insert microchip.
Rabies injection
Flea tablets
Worming tablets
Dog shampoo
103€
He's very healthy and doing well.
He wasn't chipped, so she did that.
She said "he's legally yours now so they can't take him back if they changed their minds"
That all made us very happy
And the bill?
Consultation.
Insert microchip.
Rabies injection
Flea tablets
Worming tablets
Dog shampoo
103€
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Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
How much more power is he making now?
Obvs, Dyno reading needed or we're calling BS.
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Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Some friends brought me bacon and haggis for my birthday/christmas (they just got back from Scotland!) -
The Best Breakfast!! (On a day I don't actually have to do anything, I would add more

The Best Breakfast!! (On a day I don't actually have to do anything, I would add more

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Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
The worst is over already.
It's the Winter solstice,the shortest day.
It's the Winter solstice,the shortest day.
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Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
If you travel around Spain you might spot something funny (and a bit shocking!) hidden in the Belén…
A small figurine of a person squatting with their trousers down.
Yes, it’s real. And yes, it’s supposed to be there.
This character is called El Caganer.
El Caganer is a tradition from Catalonia dating back to the 17th–18th century.
It’s usually placed somewhere in the corner of the nativity scene — never next to the Holy Family!
Believe it or not, the meaning is actually positive:
Today you can find Caganer figurines of:
• football players
• celebrities
• politicians
• even cartoon characters
It has become a funny, light-hearted Christmas tradition.
Don’t worry — it’s not a mistake.
It’s a very Spanish (and very cheeky!) Christmas tradition.
Have you ever seen a Caganer before? Would you add one to your Belén?
#Caganer #SpanishChristmas #Belén #NavidadEnEspaña #SpanishCulture #LivingInSpain #studyspanishlanzarote #idiomatias #animartelanzarote #joannemarysmith
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