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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 9:31 am
by 636mick
I need some help.
A few months ago I accepted a friend request on Facebook from a guy called Buster, we share a liking for 70’s band the Sweet. He sent the odd video, some clips etc but then started to bombard me with, not only videos but also messages that were non stop. As much as I like The Sweet I thought enough is enough so I tried to unfriend him, block him whatever was needed but this is where I ran into a problem and was unable to do it, so could do with some tech type help.
Does anyone know the way?
There’s got to be a way to block Buster!











Sorry.
Mick

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 11:32 am
by Docca
:silent: :silent:

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 2:41 pm
by slowsider
636mick wrote: Wed Aug 04, 2021 9:31 am I need some help.
A few months ago I accepted a friend request on Facebook from a guy called Buster, we share a liking for 70’s band the Sweet. He sent the odd video, some clips etc but then started to bombard me with, not only videos but also messages that were non stop. As much as I like The Sweet I thought enough is enough so I tried to unfriend him, block him whatever was needed but this is where I ran into a problem and was unable to do it, so could do with some tech type help.
Does anyone know the way?
There’s got to be a way to block Buster!
we just haven't got a clue what to do.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 3:37 pm
by Taipan
I saw a midget climbing down the prison wall on a rope made of sheets the other day. He gave me a really patronising look before running away. I thought to myself, 'Well, that's a little con descending'...

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 3:40 pm
by Yorick
Taipan wrote: Thu Aug 05, 2021 3:37 pm I saw a midget climbing down the prison wall on a rope made of sheets the other day. He gave me a really patronising look before running away. I thought to myself, 'Well, that's a little con descending'...
Have you opened the Christmas crackers early this year?

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 4:22 pm
by Horse
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 10:55 pm
by Taipan
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:35 pm
by Docca
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2021 1:23 pm
by Taipan
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 7:37 pm
by KungFooBob
An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean
all go to a bar...

The doorman stops them and says, "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai."

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 10:51 pm
by Saga Lout
Men going into a bars jokes, is it?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a bar. The barman says "Is this some sort of joke?"

A CofE vicar, a Catholic priest and a rabbit go into a bar. The barman says "What drinks do you want?" The rabbit says "Don't ask me, I'm only here because of predictive text".

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2021 8:11 pm
by KungFooBob
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2021 9:19 pm
by Mussels
Lightweights!

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:50 am
by Trinity765
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 11:00 am
by Yorick
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 12:26 pm
by Horse
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 7:01 pm
by KungFooBob
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 7:15 pm
by KungFooBob
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:32 pm
by Taipan
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2021 7:07 pm
by Taipan
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