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Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 5:32 pm
by Skub
Buckaroo wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 4:55 pm I once had to have a conversation with an employee about their body odour. The rest of his team were threatening to not work with him. I thought they were making a bit of a fuss until he arrived and I asked him in for a chat. The bloody wallpaper nearly came off. You could cut the atmosphere with a knife.
Difficult conversation as well.
I have a similar situation with a very dear friend. He absolutely stinks. The last time he was in our house the cushions off the chair he sat on had to be thrown out. He's lost all sense of personal hygiene and general taking care of himself. I try to circumvent the problem by keeping him outside,or in the garage if he calls,but at the moment I really don't have the balls to tell him to take a shower ffs. I know for sure he'd be offended and I wouldn't hurt him for the world.

I'm hoping someone else will drop him a word and give me a way out.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 7:31 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
What's his number? I'll give him a call.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 7:38 pm
by Count Steer
Skub wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 5:32 pm
Buckaroo wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 4:55 pm I once had to have a conversation with an employee about their body odour. The rest of his team were threatening to not work with him. I thought they were making a bit of a fuss until he arrived and I asked him in for a chat. The bloody wallpaper nearly came off. You could cut the atmosphere with a knife.
Difficult conversation as well.
I have a similar situation with a very dear friend. He absolutely stinks. The last time he was in our house the cushions off the chair he sat on had to be thrown out. He's lost all sense of personal hygiene and general taking care of himself. I try to circumvent the problem by keeping him outside,or in the garage if he calls,but at the moment I really don't have the balls to tell him to take a shower ffs. I know for sure he'd be offended and I wouldn't hurt him for the world.

I'm hoping someone else will drop him a word and give me a way out.
See!? They had it spot on. 'Even your best friend won't tell you'.

He needs to know, you won't tell him and...he'd be offended if you did him a favour and let him know.

Sheesh! What a planet. :crazy:

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 7:39 pm
by KungFooBob
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 7:31 pm What's his number? I'll give him a call.
"Hi, is that Stinky McStink, I'm Mr D off of the internets I'm just calling to let you know you smell of bo and provide you a voucher code for a tin of Lynx Africa"

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 7:43 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
I wouldn't go as far as that.

He can buy his own Lynx.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 11:23 pm
by Sunny
Skub wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 5:32 pm
Buckaroo wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 4:55 pm I once had to have a conversation with an employee about their body odour. The rest of his team were threatening to not work with him. I thought they were making a bit of a fuss until he arrived and I asked him in for a chat. The bloody wallpaper nearly came off. You could cut the atmosphere with a knife.
Difficult conversation as well.
I have a similar situation with a very dear friend. He absolutely stinks. The last time he was in our house the cushions off the chair he sat on had to be thrown out. He's lost all sense of personal hygiene and general taking care of himself. I try to circumvent the problem by keeping him outside,or in the garage if he calls,but at the moment I really don't have the balls to tell him to take a shower ffs. I know for sure he'd be offended and I wouldn't hurt him for the world.

I'm hoping someone else will drop him a word and give me a way out.
Would your missus tell him?
Might be an option if they get on - stuff like that weirdly seems to come better from female friends in my experience...

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2025 8:25 am
by KungFooBob
Maybe there are some ok septics after all...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cj45yl5dy42o

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2025 11:06 am
by Cousin Jack
KungFooBob wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2025 8:25 am Maybe there are some ok septics after all...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cj45yl5dy42o
There are millions of OK septics. Unfortunately the head honcho is a twat.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2025 1:25 pm
by Skub
Sunny wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 11:23 pm Would your missus tell him?
Might be an option if they get on - stuff like that weirdly seems to come better from female friends in my experience...
It's a decent idea and it may work,but she'd never do it!

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2025 4:21 pm
by ZRX61
gremlin wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 4:07 pm I though tennis was meant to be a more refined sport...

Dart apologises for asking Boisson to 'put on deodorant'

https://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/articles/c4grz104wyxo

"During a changeover in the second set, Dart was heard on the broadcast asking the official: "Can you ask her to put on deodorant? She smells really bad.""

Bit rude. :shock:
I remember reading that the French were the lowest consumers of soap per capita, but the highest users of perfume.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2025 4:22 pm
by ZRX61
Skub wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 5:32 pm I have a similar situation with a very dear friend. He absolutely stinks. The last time he was in our house the cushions off the chair he sat on had to be thrown out. He's lost all sense of personal hygiene and general taking care of himself. I try to circumvent the problem by keeping him outside,or in the garage if he calls,but at the moment I really don't have the balls to tell him to take a shower ffs. I know for sure he'd be offended and I wouldn't hurt him for the world.

I'm hoping someone else will drop him a word and give me a way out.
Just hose him off in the yard.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2025 5:29 pm
by Yorick
ZRX61 wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2025 4:21 pm
gremlin wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 4:07 pm I though tennis was meant to be a more refined sport...

Dart apologises for asking Boisson to 'put on deodorant'

https://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/articles/c4grz104wyxo

"During a changeover in the second set, Dart was heard on the broadcast asking the official: "Can you ask her to put on deodorant? She smells really bad.""

Bit rude. :shock:
I remember reading that the French were the lowest consumers of soap per capita, but the highest users of perfume.
Ever heard of the Yorkshire Wash ? :obscene-birdiedoublered:

Tsshh. Tsshh. Under each armpit :obscene-birdiedoublered:

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2025 10:22 am
by Wossname
Our kids learned that when they were about 12. “Shower- in-a-can”.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2025 10:21 pm
by Horse

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2025 10:41 pm
by Buckaroo
Horse wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 10:21 pm The colour of magic?

https://www.theguardian.com/science/202 ... een-before
Black Adder got there first. Pure Green :obscene-birdiedoublered:

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2025 11:39 pm
by Felix
Skub wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2025 1:25 pm
Sunny wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 11:23 pm Would your missus tell him?
Might be an option if they get on - stuff like that weirdly seems to come better from female friends in my experience...
It's a decent idea and it may work,but she'd never do it!
I never had an issue with telling a friend to have a wash mate, Yer reeking. Feel at tad awkward telling a work mate for some reason.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2025 9:56 am
by Wossname
Do you still have pigeon holes nowadays? (I know - pigeons do). If so, how about a nice friendly anonymous note in his, explaining the problem and what he needs to do about it….

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2025 9:58 am
by Skub
Wossname wrote: Sat Apr 19, 2025 9:56 am Do you still have pigeon holes nowadays? (I know - pigeons do). If so, how about a nice friendly anonymous note in his, explaining the problem and what he needs to do about it….
Wassa pigeon hole?

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2025 10:17 am
by Pirahna
Skub wrote: Sat Apr 19, 2025 9:58 am
Wossname wrote: Sat Apr 19, 2025 9:56 am Do you still have pigeon holes nowadays? (I know - pigeons do). If so, how about a nice friendly anonymous note in his, explaining the problem and what he needs to do about it….
Wassa pigeon hole?
They have two, one for eggs and one for poop.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2025 10:27 am
by MrLongbeard
Pirahna wrote: Sat Apr 19, 2025 10:17 am
Skub wrote: Sat Apr 19, 2025 9:58 am
Wossname wrote: Sat Apr 19, 2025 9:56 am Do you still have pigeon holes nowadays? (I know - pigeons do). If so, how about a nice friendly anonymous note in his, explaining the problem and what he needs to do about it….
Wassa pigeon hole?
They have two, one for eggs and one for poop.
It's been a while since I did anatomy at school, but don't pigeons have cloacas, ergo 1 hole