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Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2025 7:01 am
by Mr Moofo
Yambo wrote: Thu Mar 20, 2025 6:11 am
Horse wrote: Tue Mar 18, 2025 4:58 pm https://www.independent.co.uk/space/bla ... 16978.html

A new study of 263 galaxies has provided fresh evidence to support a theory that our universe is the interior of a black hole.
The trouble with theoretical physicists of course is that they can come up with any old idea and then they and others try and make it work. The Big Bang is one such idea that seemed to fit the data but now there's more data . . . Luckily the Steady State theorists hadn't gone away.

There are more galaxies than stars in the Milky Way, 263 is rather a small sample.

Shirley though, if 'our' universe is inside a black hole all of the trillions of galaxies should be getting pulled towards the centre of that black hole due to its enormous gravitational effect. But current observations confirm that the universe is expanding and at an increasing rate.

A black hole is not a hole of course, it is a spherical object so I think the black hole idea is a load of bollix.
But what is the whole of the universe contained in
Or does it just "exist'?

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2025 2:24 pm
by Yambo
Mr Moofo wrote: Thu Mar 20, 2025 7:01 am
Yambo wrote: Thu Mar 20, 2025 6:11 am
Horse wrote: Tue Mar 18, 2025 4:58 pm https://www.independent.co.uk/space/bla ... 16978.html

A new study of 263 galaxies has provided fresh evidence to support a theory that our universe is the interior of a black hole.
The trouble with theoretical physicists of course is that they can come up with any old idea and then they and others try and make it work. The Big Bang is one such idea that seemed to fit the data but now there's more data . . . Luckily the Steady State theorists hadn't gone away.

There are more galaxies than stars in the Milky Way, 263 is rather a small sample.

Shirley though, if 'our' universe is inside a black hole all of the trillions of galaxies should be getting pulled towards the centre of that black hole due to its enormous gravitational effect. But current observations confirm that the universe is expanding and at an increasing rate.

A black hole is not a hole of course, it is a spherical object so I think the black hole idea is a load of bollix.
But what is the whole of the universe contained in
Or does it just "exist'?


It's no good asking me, I learnt everything I know from Bill Bryson.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2025 7:17 pm
by Yorick
French police cars should really have brakes :obscene-birdiedoublered:

Wait for the 4th one ;)
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https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c89ynj20p9po

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2025 6:49 pm
by Noggin
Yorick wrote: Sat Mar 22, 2025 7:17 pm French police cars should really have brakes :obscene-birdiedoublered:

Wait for the 4th one ;)
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https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c89ynj20p9po
Oh, all French cars 'have' brakes - pretty sure no one gets taught to use them tho!!!!

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2025 1:01 pm
by Taipan
Still think its in the wrong place. Should have gone from Canvey to Isle of Grain as teh new-ish, wider A130 could have fed straight in/out of Canvey to east of england etc. This new tunnel will just cause gridlock on the A13 from Benfleet to Tilbury.
The largest road tunnel in the UK will be built after a £9bn plan was approved by the government.
The Lower Thames Crossing would link Tilbury, Essex, and Gravesend in Kent by two tunnels running underneath the River Thames.
National Highways hoped the road would reduce traffic at the Dartford Crossing by 20% and open by 2032.
Jim Dickson, the Labour MP for Dartford, said the decision would "finally deliver a solution to the traffic chaos" faced by motorists.
The 14.5-mile (23km) road would link the A2 and M2 in Kent with the A13 and M25 in Thurrock.
About 2.6 miles (4.2km) of the route would be underground, with a northbound and a southbound tunnel running next to each other beneath the Thames.
Tuesday's announcement was 16 years in the making, with the project first mooted in 2009 and more than £1.2bn in taxpayers' money spent on planning since.
The application was submitted to the Planning Inspectorate for consideration by National Highways on 31 October 2022.
A recommendation for its approval was subsequently made to Secretary of State for Transport Heidi Alexander on 20 March.
National Highways has planned to begin construction in 2026.
Dickson said: "For far too long governments have dodged making a decision on the Lower Thames Crossing, leaving Dartford residents to endure endless gridlock.
"This decision will unlock economic growth across the country and finally deliver a solution to the traffic chaos faced by my constituents on a daily basis."

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2025 1:08 pm
by gremlin
Who wants to run a book on:

How much over the £9b the final bill will be? (I'd double that figure)

How many years past 2032 it will be 'til opened? (Add five years)

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2025 1:10 pm
by Rockburner
gremlin wrote: Tue Mar 25, 2025 1:08 pm Who wants to run a book on:

How much over the £9b the final bill will be? (I'd double that figure)

How many years past 2035 it will be 'til opened? (Add five years)
I'd say you're being very optimistic....

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2025 7:18 pm
by Saga Lout
Rockburner wrote: Tue Mar 25, 2025 1:10 pm
gremlin wrote: Tue Mar 25, 2025 1:08 pm Who wants to run a book on:

How much over the £9b the final bill will be? (I'd double that figure)

How many years past 2035 it will be 'til opened? (Add five years)
I'd say you're being very optimistic....
It's obviously not going to cost £9bn. Anybody who's been paying attention to previous government contracts could tell you that. It'll be closer to £30bn.

What I'd like to see is the government calling their bluff. "OK, you say you can build it for £9bn, go ahead and build it and we'll pay you £9bn (plus inflation) when you deliver it."

If they're right and they can build it for £9bn they'll have no trouble raising the money from the City and the taxpayer won't be on the hook if/when it all goes tits up.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2025 7:22 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
What I'm curious to know is, how have they already spent over a billion quid on this?

EDIT: Actually I'm gonna change my question to, "how do I get on this Gravy Train?"

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2025 9:04 pm
by Cousin Jack
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Tue Mar 25, 2025 7:22 pm What I'm curious to know is, how have they already spent over a billion quid on this?

EDIT: Actually I'm gonna change my question to, "how do I get on this Gravy Train?"
Sorry sir, this is a limited edition Gravy Train, by invitation only. I must ask you to leave immediately.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2025 11:02 pm
by Yorick
Taking stupidity to an all time high :(

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https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjd37e55dgmo
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Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:43 am
by Count Steer
You start to suspect you're living in an alternate reality when Wales is short of rain. :shock:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx208nj454ro

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 2:25 pm
by Cousin Jack
Count Steer wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:43 am You start to suspect you're living in an alternate reality when Wales is short of rain. :shock:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx208nj454ro
Cornwall is in that alternate reality. SW Water are trying to foist a desalination plant on us.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2025 8:50 am
by KungFooBob
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8kx624nzlo

I live in Barnsley. I'm gonna order loads of shite online in the hope of having it delivered by robot doggo!

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2025 9:42 am
by Dixiethedog
KungFooBob wrote: Thu Apr 03, 2025 8:50 am https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8kx624nzlo

I live in Barnsley. I'm gonna order loads of shite online in the hope of having it delivered by robot doggo!
We don't have a "Robot Doggo" but we do have is an openly gay LGBGTXYZ alphabetti-spaghetti postman. He(*) is kind of a cross between Larry Grayson (Shut that door) and a Dick Emery character from the 70's comedy show. I'll bet we get a more joyous time watching him mince up the garden path delivering "loads of shite" than we ever would with a Terminator dog. :D

(*) I presume he uses a male pro noun but he could infact identify as a robot dog for all I know?

I'll leave a bowl of water out for him later and see what he does? :lol: And a biscuit, but I wont be giving him a bone. :D

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2025 9:51 am
by Skub
KungFooBob wrote: Thu Apr 03, 2025 8:50 am https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8kx624nzlo

I live in Barnsley. I'm gonna order loads of shite online in the hope of having it delivered by robot doggo!
I hope they train doggo better than their human counterparts. Evri are total pants at actually delivering stuff to my address.

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2025 9:54 am
by KungFooBob
Oh Evri are shite. Theres a massive hub at Holland (where parts of Kes was filmed), which is why I assume they picked Barnsley for the trial.

Watch the video, I love the bit where the doggo shits out the parcels :)

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2025 10:17 am
by Taipan
:angry-cussingblack:
Southend News Network wrote:CANVEY BUSINESS OWNERS FURIOUS AS TRUMP SLAPS 29% TARIFF ON THE ISLAND
Business owners on Canvey Island have reacted with fury after Donald Trump slapped a 29% tariff on the South Essex crown dependency.
Speaking to reporters in The White House, the US president said, ‘The Canvalorian military junta’s refusal to build a third road off the island costs American businesses more than 300 billion dollars per year. Just last week, Canvey Way closed for emergency repairs on two nights and the S&P 500 dropped by 38%.’
‘If they want to continue sending their flavoured condoms, chips and fine china to American consumers, they’re going to have to get with the god damn programme, I can tell you.’
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Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2025 8:28 pm
by KungFooBob
Skillz!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2ewxjjw842o

He's a big (but not big enough to set off a landmine) bugger!

Re: In todays light hearted look at the (non-political) news

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2025 9:55 am
by MrLongbeard
Well that's got to be more than a smidge annoying;

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9qw74djvnjo

He must be able to claim for the cost of the van from someone somewhere :dunno: