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I bought a crit air sticker for my trip last year. IIRC it cost me less than £6 delivered to the UK. It didn't arrive in time for the trip, but apparently the emailed invoice is as good as a sticker.

I just applied on the Fronch website, there was an English option. I had to send a scanned image of the V5.

...and make sure you use the official site, not a 3rd party site that adds on a not needed commission/scam.

KungFooBob wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 9:39 pm I bought a crit air sticker for my trip last year. IIRC it cost me less than £6 delivered to the UK. It didn't arrive in time for the trip, but apparently the emailed invoice is as good as a sticker.

I just applied on the Fronch website, there was an English option. I had to send a scanned image of the V5.

...and make sure you use the official site, not a 3rd party site that adds on a not needed commission/scam.

Cheers ta - knew someone would know better than me. Although we're doing Dieppe / Rouen / Bayeux / Renne and St Malo they'll probably all be at it by the time we get there.

Rouen......ding ding ding

I think I put a link on your/someones thread in touring section to the official site.

https://www.certificat-air.gouv.fr/ ??

The crit was only a fiver and doesn’t seem to expire so I stuck one on the bike just in case I had time for a detour that required it.

Alan PBTD wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 10:59 pm https://www.certificat-air.gouv.fr/ ??

That’s where I got mine from.

The Spin Doctor wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 12:33 pm

KungFooBob wrote: Tue May 09, 2023 9:28 pm Even the French don't fit them.

I expect that the PoPo wouldn't pull you just for not having stickers, but if they pulled you for something else and they were in the mood they would do you for the stickers too.

Also, don't forget to turn the speed camera warnings off on your satnag.

There was a report a couple of years back that les Flicks were sat outside Caen harbour stopping all the British riders as they came off the ferry.

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Don't forget you also need CE-approved gloves in France.

Funny really, my abiding memories of French bike cops in the summer are: mirror shades, short sleeved, blue shirt and NO gloves.

Count Steer wrote: Thu May 11, 2023 7:49 am

The Spin Doctor wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 12:33 pm

KungFooBob wrote: Tue May 09, 2023 9:28 pm Even the French don't fit them.

I expect that the PoPo wouldn't pull you just for not having stickers, but if they pulled you for something else and they were in the mood they would do you for the stickers too.

Also, don't forget to turn the speed camera warnings off on your satnag.

There was a report a couple of years back that les Flicks were sat outside Caen harbour stopping all the British riders as they came off the ferry.

......

Don't forget you also need CE-approved gloves in France.

Funny really, my abiding memories of French bike cops in the summer are: mirror shades, short sleeved, blue shirt and NO gloves.

Given the health and social security system here, I'd guess they got fed up with supporting people unable to work due to smashed up/disabled hands after a bike accident that they made it a requirement?

I'm not saying it never happens but in all the years I've lived / ridden / driven in France, le plod haven't once asked me for any of the myriad of things you're meant to have. Never once checked any his-vis, no warning triangle, no first aid kit, no extinguisher. Certainly not checking CE marks or stickers. They could've spent ages on my rat bike (certainly 'safe' but arguably not legal in numerous ways) but they were rather more amused by it and me.

However there are dead keen on speeding, breath testing, documents, tyres.

Noggin wrote: Thu May 11, 2023 2:35 pm

Count Steer wrote: Thu May 11, 2023 7:49 am

The Spin Doctor wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 12:33 pm

There was a report a couple of years back that les Flicks were sat outside Caen harbour stopping all the British riders as they came off the ferry.

......

Don't forget you also need CE-approved gloves in France.

Funny really, my abiding memories of French bike cops in the summer are: mirror shades, short sleeved, blue shirt and NO gloves.

Given the health and social security system here, I'd guess they got fed up with supporting people unable to work due to smashed up/disabled hands after a bike accident that they made it a requirement?

Possibly. I do know that once you got over the they did look very cool

I seem to remember them swarming about during the Tour doing the usual stuff of scratching around bends, one bare hand on the throttle, one pointing a finger at some miscreant...but basically going 'Mon Dieu, je suis Joe Cool'.

And I'm convinced the self-breath-test things aren't a requirement any more

DefTrap wrote: Thu May 11, 2023 2:55 pm I'm not saying it never happens but in all the years I've lived / ridden / driven in France, le plod haven't once asked me for any of the myriad of things you're meant to have. Never once checked any his-vis, no warning triangle, no first aid kit, no extinguisher. Certainly not checking CE marks or stickers. They could've spent ages on my rat bike (certainly 'safe' but arguably not legal in numerous ways) but they were rather more amused by it and me.

However there are dead keen on speeding, breath testing, documents, tyres.

I got a long bollocking for having no GB plate on one of the few occasions I've been stopped.

I also got a long bollocking for not having the vehicle registration document on another occasion but that was down at a checkpoint near the Paul Rock-hard when the Bol was on.

Done 500km in France today and not seen a single police man or car.

dern wrote: Thu May 11, 2023 10:29 pm Done 500km in France today and not seen a single police man or car.

I bet they saw you....

Rockburner wrote: Thu May 11, 2023 10:51 pm

dern wrote: Thu May 11, 2023 10:29 pm Done 500km in France today and not seen a single police man or car.

I bet they saw you....

Probably heard me. I forgot how loud this ktm is.

I go to France a lot. Usually four or five times a year. Sometimes I ride, sometimes I tow a bike on a trailer.
I have Crit Air for the car and one of my bikes. I've never been asked about it.
I carry hi viz vests, spare bulbs (for the non led lights), insurance certificate, V5.
I don't have helmet stickers, breath tests or uk stickers. I've never been asked about them.

I've been catastrophically done for speeding once. I was fined €750 on the spot. They took my driving licence and wouldn't give it back. I was banned for 6 months. I had to get someone to ride my bike to Italy so I could get home.

In my experience, they are only interested in your V5, insurance certificate and the contents of your bank account. They don't know what an MOT certificate is. They will tell you to wear gloves and shoes if they catch you in shorts and flip flops.

A lot of France is 80kmh, which is 50 mph, so 110kmh is 68mph and therefore the trigger speed for a big fine and a ban, like I had. Its really not very fast and easy to drift over it.
I like to have my fun but I'm quite selective about where I will do it now.

Yeah I've started using GPS just to remind me how ludicrously low the speed limits are. I caved in after the third auto-fine for literally a few kph over ...

DefTrap wrote: Fri May 12, 2023 11:25 am Yeah I've started using GPS just to remind me how ludicrously low the speed limits are. I caved in after the third auto-fine for literally a few kph over ...

You need a newer car.

Mine marks the speed limit on the speedo as a red line, using GPS and street sign recognition (in case of temp road works, etc..)

It also shows you a speed sign for the current zone with a 2nd speed sign for what the next zone is on your current road.

Most cars en France have a limiteur de vitesse, so no matter how hard you stab the throttle, it will only do 80/90 (whatever you set it at) so you dont drift over the limit. The moho is nearly 4t, and I have to be careful in that, esp downhill as she picks up quite quickly.

I wondered why it was pissing down now. A combination of motogp weekend and Dern is over!
No mowing the lawn for a bit then.