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Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 8:03 am
by Silly Car
Meat Loaf - the bat (may be) in hell

https://metro.co.uk/2022/01/21/meat-loa ... -15957970/

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:10 am
by JackyJoll
Silly Car wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 8:03 am Meat Loaf - the bat (may be) in hell

https://metro.co.uk/2022/01/21/meat-loa ... -15957970/
What was the last thing he saw?

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:12 am
by KungFooBob
He's a real dead singer.

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:49 am
by Ant
Sausages loaf.

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:54 am
by Count Steer
He's at rest and can finally put appearing in It's a Royal Knockout behind him. :thumbup:

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:57 am
by Mr Moofo
KungFooBob wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:12 am He's a real dead singer.
He gone, gone, gone ....

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:59 am
by JackyJoll
KungFooBob wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:12 am He's a real dead singer.
Heaven can’t wait.

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:07 am
by Yorick
gremlin wrote: Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:15 am
Yorick wrote: Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:12 am
demographic wrote: Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:08 am

Which part, the bit where he'll say absolutely anything to get a shag or the bit where he wishes for the end of time so he can end his time with her?

Or was it the baseball commentary?
OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here,
Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth,
There's the windup, and there it is, a line shot up the middle,
Look at him go. This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really
Turning it on now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for
Second; the ball is bobbled out in center, and here comes the
Throw, and what a throw! He's gonna slide in head first, here he
Comes, he's out! No, wait, safe-safe at second base, this kid
Really makes things happen out there. Batter steps up to the
Plate, here's the pitch-he's going, and what a jump he's got,
He's trying for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt-safe at
Third! Holy cow, stolen base! He's taking a pretty big lead out
There, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
Glances over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted down the third
Base line, the suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze
Play, it's gonna be close, holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!
Stop right there :roll:
:(

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:25 am
by Taipan
Yorick wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:07 am
gremlin wrote: Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:15 am
Yorick wrote: Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:12 am

OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here,
Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth,
There's the windup, and there it is, a line shot up the middle,
Look at him go. This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really
Turning it on now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for
Second; the ball is bobbled out in center, and here comes the
Throw, and what a throw! He's gonna slide in head first, here he
Comes, he's out! No, wait, safe-safe at second base, this kid
Really makes things happen out there. Batter steps up to the
Plate, here's the pitch-he's going, and what a jump he's got,
He's trying for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt-safe at
Third! Holy cow, stolen base! He's taking a pretty big lead out
There, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
Glances over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted down the third
Base line, the suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze
Play, it's gonna be close, holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!
Stop right there :roll:
:(
Commentry was by Phil Rizzuto, who was a real baseball commentator and former short stop for NY Yankees.

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:33 am
by Yorick
Taipan wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:25 am
Yorick wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:07 am
gremlin wrote: Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:15 am

Stop right there :roll:
:(
Commentry was by Phil Rizzuto, who was a real baseball commentator and former short stop for NY Yankees.
Apparently is was full of rude innuendos which didn't carry over the pond to us.

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:35 am
by KungFooBob
Surely the whole getting to 3rd base, etc.. means more innuendo wise to the septics than it does to us?

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:39 am
by Horse
KungFooBob wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:35 am Surely the whole getting to 3rd base, etc.. means more innuendo wise to the septics than it does to us?
The giggle zone?

When you get that far, you're laughing.

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:40 am
by gremlin
As a Professor of Linguistics at Saff Lundon University, Shitville College, I can advise, after several years of pains staking research, that it simply meant that he got stinky fingers and then had to stop. :thumbup:

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:42 am
by Yorick
gremlin wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:40 am As a Professor of Linguistics at Saff Lundon University, Shitville College, I can advise, after several years of pains staking research, that it simply meant that he got stinky fingers and then had to stop. :thumbup:
Baseball is used as a metaphor for sex in the song. The young man almost makes it home, but is thrown out at the plate when the girl decides she won't have sex with him. Rizzuto claimed he did not know his part would be used to refer to sex, but Meat Loaf claims he knew exactly how they were going to use it. Rizzuto tried to distance himself from the song when he got angry letters from some Yankee fans with conservative values. Meat Loaf asked him to tour with him, but Rizzuto turned him down.
The baseball reference is strategically wrong because no baseball team uses a squeeze play with two outs. With two outs, all the defense has to do is pick the ball up and throw to first and you are out of the inning. Sure, you could try to bunt for a base hit, but that wouldn't be a suicide squeeze.

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:48 am
by gremlin
I'm doing that slow blink thing, coz I ain't got a clue what any of that means.

Baseball...that's the one like rounders, yeah?

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:58 am
by Horse
gremlin wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:48 am , coz I ain't got a clue what any of that means.
Yup, the explanation needs an explanation.

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 1:07 pm
by Yorick
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https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-sussex-60084377

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Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 1:55 pm
by Mr Moofo
^ good news
I hope it was painful

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:05 pm
by Le_Fromage_Grande
Did anyone consider him a celebrity?

Re: Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 3:42 pm
by DefTrap
Count Steer wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:54 am He's at rest and can finally put appearing in It's a Royal Knockout behind him. :thumbup:
What a cast though
Meatloaf
Paul Daniels
Travolta
Jenny Agutter
Jane Seymour
Anikka Rice
John Cleese
Les Dawson
Christopher Reeve
Toyah

etc

What could go wrong.