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Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 9:43 pm
by Felix
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 10:15 pm
by demographic
I've nothing against the brand as such but I don't have a single Makita cordless powertool.
Hitachi? Yes.
De-Walt? Yes.
Festool? Yes.
Also I kind of believe in multiple redundancy on things that might leave me stranded and although I have a compressor I can plug into my fag lighter socket, I'd rather not use it if I'm close to a decent garage airline.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 11:11 pm
by Felix
30 quid
https://www.aldi.co.uk/12v-cordless-min ... 3560995201
Its been re branded that many times in other shops i dare say the battery is available when the original goes tits up. My bus is about 6 meters long and has six wheels. Fuck dicking about at a garage shit tyre inflator machine. I also have air suspension what has been converted to manual inflate.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Sun May 15, 2022 8:44 am
by Jody
Potter wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 10:37 am
I'd just shag her and move on.
You really wouldn't... not even for a bet !
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Sun May 15, 2022 8:53 am
by Yorick
Jody wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 8:44 am
Potter wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 10:37 am
I'd just shag her and move on.
You really wouldn't... not even for a bet !
Beer goggles

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Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Sun May 15, 2022 9:42 am
by Jody
Yorick wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 8:53 am
Jody wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 8:44 am
Potter wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 10:37 am
I'd just shag her and move on.
You really wouldn't... not even for a bet !
Beer goggles
beer-goggles-1.jpg
Yeah but no, I was socialising with her recently and I was absolutely battered and despite it being a few months since I got any, I remember looking at her and thinking.... still no

Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Sun May 15, 2022 9:49 am
by DefTrap
Yorick wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 9:35 pm
If rather have the cock-plague than use one of those again.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Sun May 15, 2022 4:28 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 8:37 am
gremlin wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 9:08 pm
Those little cunty caterpillars that kill your boxus hedges.
My balls out front were the talk of the neighbourhood, but now they're just a dry, shadow of their former glory.
Something is doing mine in too...the leaves are turning brown/white and powdery. Arse.
Well, I don't think it's arse doing it. It's just an arse.
Box tree moth caterpillar....caught in the act!
Hard working immigrants. Our native birds are too lazy to eat them..
I was tempted to deal out some chemical death, but I'm deliberately cultivating a bug friendly garden (ha! succeeded there!). If the Buxus succumb I suppose I'll replace them with something else.
EDIT: Been googling, apparently pressure washers are somewhat effective here

Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Sun May 15, 2022 5:18 pm
by Horse
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 4:28 pm I'm deliberately cultivating a bug friendly garden
Found this in a mate's garden.

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To be fair, it's in the South of France

Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Sun May 15, 2022 7:57 pm
by Felix
City Dropping points

Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Mon May 16, 2022 4:29 pm
by cheb
That the hotel I'm staying doesn't have a night turn down service. I'll have to close the blinds on all six windows myself.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Mon May 16, 2022 5:24 pm
by Rockburner
cheb wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 4:29 pm
That the hotel I'm staying doesn't have a night turn down service. I'll have to close the blinds on all six windows myself.
Where is this hovel?
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Mon May 16, 2022 5:46 pm
by cheb
New Lanark Mills. I'm battering a van round these pats for the next few days.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 8:16 am
by Felix
FedEx. Twice now they were due when no one was home. App tells me they have been so when i get home there is no card and no attempt at my two closest neighbours who are home. Next day they try again and if no one is home they go round a few neighbours. Why not do that the fucking first time you prats but what is pissing me off the wife was in all afternoon yesterday to get the bloody parcel. Can you kick up hell on there web site, Nah. Pricks
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 9:16 am
by Mussels
There's a bin strike on here at the moment, this is the union's attitude.
GMB union regional officer stating “we mustn’t start negotiating until the rubbish piles up in the streets.”
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 3:04 pm
by KungFooBob
Put the reg and mileage into the MB online service booking thing, it says I need a 'B' service, only £975.
Emailed the local independent German car specialist... £484 and they update the MB service database online.
I've been the MB stealership before, their coffee aint that good!
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 3:32 pm
by gremlin
My Triumph service, bog-standard, only extras were the rear pads, £327 to you, sir.
I'll do it myself next time.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 3:55 pm
by Ant
Mussels wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 9:16 am
There's a bin strike on here at the moment, this is the union's attitude.
GMB union regional officer stating “we mustn’t start negotiating until the rubbish piles up in the streets.”
Don't you just love a trade union. The brains behind them really do beggar belief.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 10:38 pm
by Saga Lout
I had to pay for my bus fare today.
Standing at the bus stop, I realised i hadn't got my bus pass with me. The app told me the bus was about 4 minutes away, I live about 2 minutes from the bus stop s I might have been able to get home and back to the bus stop in time but I had an important appointment so I didn't want to risk it.
Insignificant in the grand scheme of things but that £6.20 is better in my pocket than the bus company's.

Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 8:02 am
by Mussels
People who get off an escalator and stand right at the end of it working out where to go next, it's London's way of saying good morning to me.