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A lot uglier now

Felix wrote: Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:00 pm A lot uglier now

I see you've photoshopped out the green tinge and the neck bolts.

KungFooBob wrote: Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:00 pm
I see you've photoshopped out the green tinge and the neck bolts.

Took me a long time to get the hang of that but it was in Paint.Net

Here's one from the time I met The Queen.

Felix wrote: Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:00 pm A lot uglier now

As I live and breathe, it's a slightly weathered Hugh Laurie!

Yorick wrote: Sun Jul 09, 2023 7:01 pm IMG-20230709-WA0021.jpg

You do realise that you can never, ever accuse anybody of having the Bumming Hat after posting that?

Never.

Ever.

Screwdriver wrote: Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:08 pm Apart from the obvious, was there some other reason you went for a lobotomy?

Junkie bastard thought my heed was the recycle tub for his wine bottle.

Screwdriver wrote: Wed Jul 12, 2023 9:31 pm

Felix wrote: Wed Jul 12, 2023 9:15 pm

Screwdriver wrote: Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:08 pm Apart from the obvious, was there some other reason you went for a lobotomy?

Junkie bastard thought my heed was the recycle tub for his wine bottle.

Roger that. Normally one would ask "what does the other guy look like" but under the circumstances, it's hardly going to be worse!

Crazy thing is he got carted away by the police to the Hospital before the cells. I had to wait three hours before am ambulance turned up. 12:30am this happened and i was hospital for 5:30am only to be told we have to go in another door and he is till being seen to. Who is the victim FFS. Apparently he was shit face on Ketamine and came through to visit his mum for his birthday. Hospital and jail for your birthday. Bet that is classed as a good night in Glasgow.

Waiting for my pizza in France last week. Could have been Glasgow going by the bloke behind me

It's comforting to know that Brexit hasn't impacted the supply of crackheads, winos and general fruit-loops for either party.

gremlin wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 9:04 am It's comforting to know that Brexit hasn't impacted the supply of crackheads, winos and general fruit-loops for either party.

That's a bit harsh on Trinity.

Felix wrote: Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:00 pm A lot uglier now

I hope you clattered the keelie!

Felix wrote: Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:00 pm A lot uglier now

Did the hospital offer any plastic surgery?

Not for the head injury, just thought they might have taken pity on you.

fancy dress ?

So that's where the bumming hat went!

Dodgy69 wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 4:08 pm

You have a very long thumb,doctor.

I've only just noticed that. It's ain't what it looks like unfortunately. ☹

Taipan wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 11:40 am I hope you clattered the keelie!

Yip he was in A&E also. I would like to think the police gave a wee skelp as well but insure if they still do that now.

gremlin wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 12:02 pm

Did the hospital offer any plastic surgery?

Not for the head injury, just thought they might have taken pity on you.

HOY

The indignities foisted upon one of senior status are sometime hard to take.