Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 8:08 pm
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Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2021 6:20 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2021 11:28 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2021 1:30 pm
The owner of a local painting company was found dead from hypothermia at the top of a mountain. The Mountain Rescue Team said his death was easily preventable if he'd just had another couple of coats...
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:00 am
"If you win the lottery' the first thing I want is a boob job and a face lift"
said my 49 yr old girlfriend as I was checking my numbers.
"Actually the first thing I would buy is a recon engine and a respray for my Nissan" I replied
"Why bother tarting that old thing up she said you might as well get yourself a new one!"
My point exactly.
said my 49 yr old girlfriend as I was checking my numbers.
"Actually the first thing I would buy is a recon engine and a respray for my Nissan" I replied
"Why bother tarting that old thing up she said you might as well get yourself a new one!"
My point exactly.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2021 3:15 pm
Police are trying to identify a dismembered body found on the beach, they think is the result of a shark attack.
Very little information to go on, but they do know the victim had dandruff
They found her Head and Shoulders at the scene
Very little information to go on, but they do know the victim had dandruff
They found her Head and Shoulders at the scene
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:55 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 12:03 pm
A speeding steam train struck and killed a man.
He was chuffed to bits.
He was chuffed to bits.
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:02 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:55 am
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:45 am
Sad News, today I attended a funeral of a good friend who was killed by a tennis ball. It was a lovely service...
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:32 pm
Too soon?
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 2:00 pm
Not at all
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2021 11:07 am
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2021 12:15 pm
Following 41 gun salutes around the country as tributes to HRH The Duke of Edinburgh, the French have surrendered.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:48 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 10:04 am
Probably better here than the dedicated DoE thread.
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 11:50 am
The definition of 'countryside' is revalidated.Horse wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 10:04 am Probably better here than the dedicated DoE thread.
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:59 pm
Was that ever in doubt?
I'll chuck this in too, before we get all 'youth of today':
I'll chuck this in too, before we get all 'youth of today':
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 10:35 pm
