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Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:38 pm
I was asked by the wife to describe our sex life with the title of a film earlier..... apparently "Enter the Dragon" was the wrong choice... 
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 12:21 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 8:47 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 9:13 am
If your son becomes a priest, do you call him son or father ?
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 9:14 am
Despite rumours, I'm not a fan of Fleetwood Mac
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 9:15 am
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 12:48 pm
Who is with me in the corner then....
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 10:19 pm
Room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The Instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial -
it strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfaces, like a grass path.
"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.
In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" said the Instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag?
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The Instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial -
it strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfaces, like a grass path.
"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.
In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" said the Instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag?
(THIS LEVEL OF SENSITIVITY CAN'T BE TAUGHT)
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:47 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2021 9:42 am
Megan saying someone in the royal household was a RACISSSSST.
She might have a point
She might have a point
Spoiler
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 1:25 pm
Got me
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:04 am
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 5:27 pm
Can someone remind me who played Forrest Gump?
THanks
THanks
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 9:56 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2021 6:07 pm
Making white Fiat Unos obsoletet
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A text message was recently intercepted from The Queen to Hillary Clinton: "Meghan has information that could put you in jail…"