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Someone mentioned the V-Max on another thread, so I thought I'd have a look on t'bay.

I was half tempted to post it to the 'interesting bike' thread.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-vmax- ... Swg95gaZaV

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I've never ridden a bike with proper ape hangers... I bet they're fun on a bike with more torque than the cast of loose wimmin.

The more I look at it, the more I want to buy it, just for a laugh!
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KungFooBob wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:03 pm Someone mentioned the V-Max on another thread, so I thought I'd have a look on t'bay.

I was half tempted to post it to the 'interesting bike' thread.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-vmax- ... Swg95gaZaV

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I've never ridden a bike with proper ape hangers... I bet they're fun on a bike with more torque than the cast of loose wimmin.

The more I look at it, the more I want to buy it, just for a laugh!
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the_priest wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:07 pm
KungFooBob wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:03 pm Someone mentioned the V-Max on another thread, so I thought I'd have a look on t'bay.

I was half tempted to post it to the 'interesting bike' thread.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-vmax- ... Swg95gaZaV

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I've never ridden a bike with proper ape hangers... I bet they're fun on a bike with more torque than the cast of loose wimmin.

The more I look at it, the more I want to buy it, just for a laugh!
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KungFooBob wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:03 pm Someone mentioned the V-Max on another thread, so I thought I'd have a look on t'bay.

I was half tempted to post it to the 'interesting bike' thread.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-vmax- ... Swg95gaZaV

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I've never ridden a bike with proper ape hangers... I bet they're fun on a bike with more torque than the cast of loose wimmin.

The more I look at it, the more I want to buy it, just for a laugh!
As long as you're hanging on the bars it will be fine, sit on the seat however...........
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Us Yorkshire folk are too tight to pay for four Ebay classifieds when one will do :)

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Choice-of-4- ... Swd2xgXalc
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Gregor wrote: ↑Wed Mar 17, 2021 4:35 pm Oh lordy

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Dear God!!! :wtf: :D
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Taipan wrote: ↑Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:06 pm Dear God!!! :wtf: :D
Spooky, but I was looking at that less than 10mins ago.

If you look at the footrest hangers, they're using hexhead bolts rather than Allen bolts, recessed into the hanger, they must be a complete fucker to undo.
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£6K, you utter piss taking bastards.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-CB500- ... OSwuI9gRpX~

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Not WTF bad, just WTF.

When you really really like your Firestorm...

£400 bespoke pannier racks?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-VTR-10 ... SwLTxgaf6S

Comes with a few spares too...

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It's not terrible, it's just wrong.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Bonn ... Swzs5e~hSb

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KungFooBob wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 9:05 pm Not WTF bad, just WTF.

When you really really like your Firestorm...

£400 bespoke pannier racks?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-VTR-10 ... SwLTxgaf6S

Comes with a few spares too...

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If I was in the market for a Firestorm, that might well be on my radar. You'd cop or a fair chunk of the purchase price back by selling all the bits that come with it! :thumbup:
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-S1000rr- ... Sw74hgdgFh

whys that a WTF bike i hear you shout ....

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well

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When you hear the horror stories about S1000RR gearboxes.... it seems they're true :D
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It cost me £750 to have my R6 gearbox rebuilt when the dogs on 2nd gear went and that was 20 years ago! and they only changed that part!
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KungFooBob wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:22 pm It's not terrible, it's just wrong.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Bonn ... Swzs5e~hSb

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I almost like that
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Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:57 am
KungFooBob wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:22 pm It's not terrible, it's just wrong.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Bonn ... Swzs5e~hSb

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I almost like that
Its an end can short of me liking it!
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This not only for the utter horror of the "vehicle" itself, but the appalling advert -

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From the advertisement -

Selling for a friend he doesn't use donedeal
madmax trike project

Engine back wheels and axel is citroen 2cv
Also spare engine and gearbox and 2 spare wheel rims from 2cv aswell

Bandit front end and petrol tank and i think the seat is from a bandit , also has single seat
Ducati end cans


Can someone please put this out of its misery? :wtf:
Blundering about trying not to make too much of a hash of things.
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I think someone got a drill for Christmas.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUZUKI-GSXR7 ... SwMMdgfDJL

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If you're racing an MZ where every ounce matters, but on a road bike?
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A mate had a WN in those colours, worst GSXR I've ridden, heavy and long, anyway matey with the drill will be really happy when his brake lever snaps
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Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: ↑Sun Apr 18, 2021 9:24 pm A mate had a WN in those colours, worst GSXR I've ridden, heavy and long, anyway matey with the drill will be really happy when his brake lever snaps
Ah the WN :) Happy days :) ....ish!

I had the blue, white and pink one. Straight line bus. it wasn't the most nimble machine I've ever ridden. I remember it as the season when Jamie Whitham was throwing his race bike into the scenery at regular intervals. He had a HUGE crash at the second half of the gooseneck at Cadwell right in front of me.
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MY EYES!!!!!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/125cc-BSA-Ba ... Swv-NgZGnB

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