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gremlin wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2023 3:07 pm Went to see my urologist following an MRI on my troublesome prostate last week.

It is officially a whopper at 110cc.

The good news is, no sign of cancer.

Virtual beers on me.

Great news man,that'll be a load off your mind.

Skub wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2023 3:32 pm

gremlin wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2023 3:07 pm Went to see my urologist following an MRI on my troublesome prostate last week.

It is officially a whopper at 110cc.

The good news is, no sign of cancer.

Virtual beers on me.

Great news man,that'll be a load off your mind.

Wait 'til I knock one out. It'll be huge load off me prostate.

Too much..?


On a more serious note, he's now happy that he can map the prostate with the MRI, along with the camera exam from a few weeks back, and he's only gonna shave the middle bit (median lobe), hopefully with less collateral damage and lasting side effects when he does the TURP, which is scheduled for Jan.

gremlin wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2023 3:34 pm Wait 'til I knock one out. It'll be huge load off me prostate.

Go for it.
It's been 3 weeks for me, and will be a week or 2 more yet

The lady who runs this place is amazing
Speaks fluent French and Spanish.
She loves to chat, so I start in Spanish but soon revert to French

She lived in Cadaques as a kid. She lived in one country but got the boat to the school in the other country. Cool

And at meal times she plonks bottles of red on a couple of tables and then fills up other table's glasses as appropriate

No-one cares about the bill as it's so cheap

Wondering what to have for lunch, when around comes sister-in-law with copious sausage sandwiches, made with proper bread doorsteps, for her boyfriend who is doing some decorating at Chez Gremlin. Way too many for him to eat.

And some homemade rocks cakes.

I think she's trying to impress him with her domestic goddess routine. Worked out well for me.

gremlin wrote: Thu Nov 23, 2023 12:39 pm Wondering what to have for lunch, when around comes sister-in-law with copious sausage sandwiches, made with proper bread doorsteps, for her boyfriend who is doing some decorating at Chez Gremlin. Way too many for him to eat.

And some homemade rocks cakes.

I think she's trying to impress him with her domestic goddess routine. Worked out well for me.

Everything is better with cake, as my boss said the other day!!

Well, he didn't just say that! He said "cake and, err" and so after me trying to work out what the err was, he finally said it -

"Everything is better with cake and a blowjob" (we were talking about a friend that did me a favour so I'm going to make him cake!! Not about my boss! )

Bloody hysterical - even more so this morning when I told him to tell my colleague and he was too embarrassed to repeat it in front of her So I told her (cos she has the same sort of sense of humour as me! )

Moth getting into the spirit of things on festive book.

"It's that time of year again. I'm being spammed to death with Black Friday offers.
Fuck off, you cunts. Fuck off, and when you get there fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here.
Then fuck off again. Repeat the fucking off until you die.
Wankers. Fucking onanists and self abusers".

Skub wrote: Thu Nov 23, 2023 8:11 pm Moth getting into the spirit of things on festive book.

"It's that time of year again. I'm being spammed to death with Black Friday offers.
Fuck off, you cunts. Fuck off, and when you get there fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here.
Then fuck off again. Repeat the fucking off until you die.
Wankers. Fucking onanists and self abusers".

He's mellowed a bit then.

Potter wrote: Thu Nov 23, 2023 9:07 pmI miss Moth.

He's not dead. Everyone is welcome to post

weeksy wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 4:15 pm

Potter wrote: Thu Nov 23, 2023 9:07 pmI miss Moth.

He's not dead. Everyone is welcome to post

I'll light a candle. He'll be like a moth to a fla....

Oh, never mind.

Having my favourite handbag altered so it's nigh on exactly what I want in a bag. Properly organised to the level I want.

cheb wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 4:58 pm Having my favourite handbag altered so it's nigh on exactly what I want in a bag. Properly organised to the level I want.

Skub wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 7:39 pm

cheb wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 4:58 pm Having my favourite handbag altered so it's nigh on exactly what I want in a bag. Properly organised to the level I want.

Maybe it now matches the hat ?

When I went out to meet friends for dinner, it was snowing a smidge, but I could also see the almost full moon!

Came out of the restaurant a couple of hours later to find that there is no full moon to be seen, but tis definitely snowing

Potter wrote: Thu Nov 23, 2023 9:07 pmI miss Moth.

Me too. There are a few missing from TRC. What happened to dodgy to name but one?

Cathy being back in Two Doors Down!

Taipan wrote: Sat Nov 25, 2023 12:35 pm

Potter wrote: Thu Nov 23, 2023 9:07 pmI miss Moth.

Me too. There are a few missing from TRC. What happened to dodgy to name but one?

In about 2001 I went to France with Dodgy and Whitebird. WB has gone completely missing. Even the VD FB group don't know what happened to him after his Irish sojourn.

Finding these in the loft-of-plenty!


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Finding out i have £148.50 in Tesco vouchers to spend

Taking my KTM wheels to the powdercoaters, the guy I spoke to a couple weeks ago said £70 - £80 per wheel. I told the lady receiving them that I would pay cash and had no need for an invoice.

" Can I pay now, I have cash in my wallet ?"

" Yes love, is £80 OK "