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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2025 5:01 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2025 7:59 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2025 8:25 am
by MingtheMerciless
Saw that yesterday 😂😂😂😂

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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2025 6:39 pm
by Taipan
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2025 6:53 pm
by Saga Lout
You mean 2015 Christmas stamp. :P

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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2025 3:55 pm
by Pirahna
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2025 9:28 am
by Jody
I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease

Did you see the Eton Advent Calendar, your fathers friends open all the doors for you

Did you see the Russian Advent Calendar, every time you open a window, an oligarch falls out

Did you see the One Direction Advent Calendar, open a window and Liam Paine falls out

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2025 12:02 pm
by Count Steer
Jody wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 9:28 am I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease

Did you see the Eton Advent Calendar, your fathers friends open all the doors for you

Did you see the Russian Advent Calendar, every time you open a window, an oligarch falls out

Did you see the One Direction Advent Calendar, open a window and Liam Paine falls out
The 'This is England' one, open each window to see a different fast food delivery rider.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2025 12:21 pm
by Yorick
Jody wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 9:28 am I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease

????

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2025 1:07 pm
by 636mick
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2025 2:08 pm
by Horse
636mick wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 1:07 pmEeeeee’s

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2025 4:25 pm
by Jody
Yorick wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 12:21 pm
Jody wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 9:28 am I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease

????

He's from Yorkshire, they used to do it differently, they would mix their ecstasy tablets with chewing gum.

The called it ......... Eee By Gum

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2025 4:32 pm
by Trinity765
Jody wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 4:25 pm
Yorick wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 12:21 pm
Jody wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 9:28 am I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease

????

He's from Yorkshire, they used to do it differently, they would mix their ecstasy tablets with chewing gum.

The called it ......... Eee By Gum
Down south they would mix it with curry powder but if they weren't careful they'd end up in hospital in a korma.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2025 8:33 am
by David
Count Steer wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 12:02 pm
Jody wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 9:28 am I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease

Did you see the Eton Advent Calendar, your fathers friends open all the doors for you

Did you see the Russian Advent Calendar, every time you open a window, an oligarch falls out

Did you see the One Direction Advent Calendar, open a window and Liam Paine falls out
The 'This is England' one, open each window to see a different fast food delivery rider.

Someone has a Spectator subscription...

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2025 9:39 am
by Count Steer
David wrote: Wed Dec 10, 2025 8:33 am
Count Steer wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 12:02 pm
Jody wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 9:28 am I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease

Did you see the Eton Advent Calendar, your fathers friends open all the doors for you

Did you see the Russian Advent Calendar, every time you open a window, an oligarch falls out

Did you see the One Direction Advent Calendar, open a window and Liam Paine falls out
The 'This is England' one, open each window to see a different fast food delivery rider.

Someone has a Spectator subscription...
Until 28th Jan. :thumbup:

(Cancelled it. Most of the contributors were unpleasant anyway, but since the GB News man bought it and dumped the old editor, Matthew Parris is the only half-decent human left on the staff - the rest have gone into obnoxiousness overdrive. I'll miss the book reviews though :lol: ).

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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2025 8:12 pm
by Trinity765
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2025 4:38 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 3:28 pm
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