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Re: Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
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by weeksy
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2025 6:39 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2025 6:53 pm
by Saga Lout
You mean 2015 Christmas stamp.

Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2025 3:55 pm
by Pirahna
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2025 9:28 am
by Jody
I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease
Did you see the Eton Advent Calendar, your fathers friends open all the doors for you
Did you see the Russian Advent Calendar, every time you open a window, an oligarch falls out
Did you see the One Direction Advent Calendar, open a window and Liam Paine falls out
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2025 12:02 pm
by Count Steer
Jody wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 9:28 am
I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease
Did you see the Eton Advent Calendar, your fathers friends open all the doors for you
Did you see the Russian Advent Calendar, every time you open a window, an oligarch falls out
Did you see the One Direction Advent Calendar, open a window and Liam Paine falls out
The 'This is England' one, open each window to see a different fast food delivery rider.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2025 12:21 pm
by Yorick
Jody wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 9:28 am
I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease
????
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2025 1:07 pm
by 636mick
Eeeeee’s
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2025 2:08 pm
by Horse
636mick wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 1:07 pmEeeeee’s
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2025 4:25 pm
by Jody
Yorick wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 12:21 pm
Jody wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 9:28 am
I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease
????
He's from Yorkshire, they used to do it differently, they would mix their ecstasy tablets with chewing gum.
The called it ......... Eee By Gum
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2025 4:32 pm
by Trinity765
Jody wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 4:25 pm
Yorick wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 12:21 pm
Jody wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 9:28 am
I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease
????
He's from Yorkshire, they used to do it differently, they would mix their ecstasy tablets with chewing gum.
The called it ......... Eee By Gum
Down south they would mix it with curry powder but if they weren't careful they'd end up in hospital in a korma.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2025 8:33 am
by David
Count Steer wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 12:02 pm
Jody wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 9:28 am
I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease
Did you see the Eton Advent Calendar, your fathers friends open all the doors for you
Did you see the Russian Advent Calendar, every time you open a window, an oligarch falls out
Did you see the One Direction Advent Calendar, open a window and Liam Paine falls out
The 'This is England' one, open each window to see a different fast food delivery rider.
Someone has a Spectator subscription...
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2025 9:39 am
by Count Steer
David wrote: Wed Dec 10, 2025 8:33 am
Count Steer wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 12:02 pm
Jody wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 9:28 am
I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease
Did you see the Eton Advent Calendar, your fathers friends open all the doors for you
Did you see the Russian Advent Calendar, every time you open a window, an oligarch falls out
Did you see the One Direction Advent Calendar, open a window and Liam Paine falls out
The 'This is England' one, open each window to see a different fast food delivery rider.
Someone has a Spectator subscription...
Until 28th Jan.
(Cancelled it. Most of the contributors were unpleasant anyway, but since the GB News man bought it and dumped the old editor, Matthew Parris is the only half-decent human left on the staff - the rest have gone into obnoxiousness overdrive. I'll miss the book reviews though

).
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2025 8:12 pm
by Trinity765
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2025 4:38 pm
by weeksy
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 3:28 pm
by Skub

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