Jokes Thread

[Wossname]

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[Skub]

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[weeksy]

[MingtheMerciless]

Saw that yesterday

[MingtheMerciless]

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[Taipan]

[Saga Lout]

You mean 2015 Christmas stamp.

[Pirahna]

[Jody]

I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease

Did you see the Eton Advent Calendar, your fathers friends open all the doors for you

Did you see the Russian Advent Calendar, every time you open a window, an oligarch falls out

Did you see the One Direction Advent Calendar, open a window and Liam Paine falls out

[Count Steer]

I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease

Did you see the Eton Advent Calendar, your fathers friends open all the doors for you

Did you see the Russian Advent Calendar, every time you open a window, an oligarch falls out

Did you see the One Direction Advent Calendar, open a window and Liam Paine falls out

The 'This is England' one, open each window to see a different fast food delivery rider.

[Yorick]

I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease

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[636mick]

Eeeeee’s

[Horse]

Eeeeee’s

[Jody]

I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease

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He's from Yorkshire, they used to do it differently, they would mix their ecstasy tablets with chewing gum.

The called it ......... Eee By Gum

[Trinity765]

I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease

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He's from Yorkshire, they used to do it differently, they would mix their ecstasy tablets with chewing gum.

The called it ......... Eee By Gum

Down south they would mix it with curry powder but if they weren't careful they'd end up in hospital in a korma.

[David]

I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease

Did you see the Eton Advent Calendar, your fathers friends open all the doors for you

Did you see the Russian Advent Calendar, every time you open a window, an oligarch falls out

Did you see the One Direction Advent Calendar, open a window and Liam Paine falls out

The 'This is England' one, open each window to see a different fast food delivery rider.

Someone has a Spectator subscription...

[Count Steer]

I'm not the party animal I was. There's no way I could stay up dancing all night nowadays. Yet, in my youth I did it with ease

Did you see the Eton Advent Calendar, your fathers friends open all the doors for you

Did you see the Russian Advent Calendar, every time you open a window, an oligarch falls out

Did you see the One Direction Advent Calendar, open a window and Liam Paine falls out

The 'This is England' one, open each window to see a different fast food delivery rider.

Someone has a Spectator subscription...

Until 28th Jan.

(Cancelled it. Most of the contributors were unpleasant anyway, but since the GB News man bought it and dumped the old editor, Matthew Parris is the only half-decent human left on the staff - the rest have gone into obnoxiousness overdrive. I'll miss the book reviews though ).

[Trinity765]

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[weeksy]

[Skub]

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