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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2025 3:10 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2025 8:11 am
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2025 8:22 am
by weeksy
IT's a sad indication of this forum/society that every joke on this page for example is about politics.. And not only that, they're pretty much having a pop at someone rather than being an actual joke.
(not posting as a moderator, just as a despairing reader)
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2025 9:47 am
by Taipan
Some people like a bit of political satire, but that is more about Clarksons quip than politics really. You could substitute Starmer for say, Lineker or whomever else you think deserves a bit of derision!
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2025 10:11 am
by Dodgy69
It's also a sad indication of our politicians.

Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2025 10:15 am
by Yorick
Taipan wrote: Thu Nov 13, 2025 9:47 am
Some people like a bit of political satire, but that is more about Clarksons quip than politics really. You could substitute Starmer for say, Lineker or whomever else you think deserves a bit of derision!
Stuff like Spitting Image was good.
But 'humour' coz you hate the person is not funny.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2025 10:19 am
by Taipan
By way of redemption, say to Siri, Hey Siri, how do you say "a seal pushed me yesterday" in French?
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2025 10:26 am
by Saga Lout
The motto of the French Navy: To the water, now is the hour.
Or in French: Ã l'eau, c'est l'heure.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2025 10:33 am
by Yorick
Taipan wrote: Thu Nov 13, 2025 10:19 am
By way of redemption, say to Siri, Hey Siri, how do you say "a seal pushed me yesterday" in French?
Just put that through Google translate

Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2025 11:29 am
by McNab
Taipan wrote: Thu Nov 13, 2025 10:19 am
By way of redemption, say to Siri, Hey Siri, how do you say "a seal pushed me yesterday" in French?
I guess this is the modern version of typing 58008 into your casio calculator

Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2025 11:36 am
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2025 6:23 pm
by derek badger
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2025 12:38 am
by Felix
Taipan wrote: Thu Nov 13, 2025 10:19 am
By way of redemption, say to Siri, Hey Siri, how do you say "a seal pushed me yesterday" in French?
One hundred in Welsh never fails to raise a smile
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2025 3:10 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2025 10:26 am
by Skub

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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2025 7:29 pm
by Skub
When your Temu waterproofs arrive...

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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2025 10:02 pm
by JackyJoll
Thread needs more politics.

Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2025 1:51 pm
by Taipan
These are indeed tough times. I just opened the door on my Advent calendar to find a bailiff standing there!
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2025 2:11 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2025 2:40 pm
by Ditchfinder