Jokes Thread

[Taipan]

[Taipan]

[weeksy]

IT's a sad indication of this forum/society that every joke on this page for example is about politics.. And not only that, they're pretty much having a pop at someone rather than being an actual joke.

(not posting as a moderator, just as a despairing reader)

[Taipan]

Some people like a bit of political satire, but that is more about Clarksons quip than politics really. You could substitute Starmer for say, Lineker or whomever else you think deserves a bit of derision!

[Dodgy69]

It's also a sad indication of our politicians.

[Yorick]

Some people like a bit of political satire, but that is more about Clarksons quip than politics really. You could substitute Starmer for say, Lineker or whomever else you think deserves a bit of derision!

Stuff like Spitting Image was good.

But 'humour' coz you hate the person is not funny.

[Taipan]

By way of redemption, say to Siri, Hey Siri, how do you say "a seal pushed me yesterday" in French?

[Saga Lout]

The motto of the French Navy: To the water, now is the hour.

Or in French: à l'eau, c'est l'heure.

[Yorick]

By way of redemption, say to Siri, Hey Siri, how do you say "a seal pushed me yesterday" in French?

Just put that through Google translate

[McNab]

By way of redemption, say to Siri, Hey Siri, how do you say "a seal pushed me yesterday" in French?

I guess this is the modern version of typing 58008 into your casio calculator

[Taipan]

[derek badger]

[Felix]

By way of redemption, say to Siri, Hey Siri, how do you say "a seal pushed me yesterday" in French?

One hundred in Welsh never fails to raise a smile

[Taipan]

[Skub]

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[Skub]

When your Temu waterproofs arrive...

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[JackyJoll]

Thread needs more politics.

[Taipan]

These are indeed tough times. I just opened the door on my Advent calendar to find a bailiff standing there!

[Taipan]

[Ditchfinder]