Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2025 12:55 pm
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Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
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How do you know how heavy a chili pepper is?
Give a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
Give a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2025 6:41 pm
Another one I wrote.....
I fancied having a go at this wild swimming malarky, it's all the rage nowadays. I went down to the local spot for it, but sadly as soon as I dipped my toes in the water, I got cold feet and knew I couldn't go through with it.
I fancied having a go at this wild swimming malarky, it's all the rage nowadays. I went down to the local spot for it, but sadly as soon as I dipped my toes in the water, I got cold feet and knew I couldn't go through with it.
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 7:26 pm
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 7:34 pm
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is panstaking.KungFooBob wrote: Thu Jun 26, 2025 7:26 pm To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 7:36 pm
Yeah, but the Fronch for 'Bread' is 'Pain' not 'Pan'?Pirahna wrote: Thu Jun 26, 2025 7:34 pmTo kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is panstaking.KungFooBob wrote: Thu Jun 26, 2025 7:26 pm To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 9:01 pm
I'll get your coat.KungFooBob wrote: Thu Jun 26, 2025 7:26 pm To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 9:07 pm
I thought it was funny, but not get your coat funny.
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 9:09 pm
Do you not find me attractive?
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