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How do you know how heavy a chili pepper is?

Give a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
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Another one I wrote.....

I fancied having a go at this wild swimming malarky, it's all the rage nowadays. I went down to the local spot for it, but sadly as soon as I dipped my toes in the water, I got cold feet and knew I couldn't go through with it.
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To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
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KungFooBob wrote: Thu Jun 26, 2025 7:26 pm To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is panstaking.
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Pirahna wrote: Thu Jun 26, 2025 7:34 pm
KungFooBob wrote: Thu Jun 26, 2025 7:26 pm To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is panstaking.
Yeah, but the Fronch for 'Bread' is 'Pain' not 'Pan'?
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KungFooBob wrote: Thu Jun 26, 2025 7:26 pm To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
I'll get your coat. :roll:
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I thought it was funny, but not get your coat funny.
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Mr. Dazzle wrote: Thu Jun 26, 2025 9:07 pm I thought it was funny, but not get your coat funny.
Do you not find me attractive?
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