Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 1:46 pm
Iirc Mark Webber's car broke down and he was given a lift back to the pits on a Ferrari (Alonso's? ). He got a penalty for it I think and the joke is that Ferrari also sent him a bill.
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Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:46 pm
Impossible. I broke I to your house and stole all your laxatives. I shit, you not.Potter wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 4:47 pm My wife spiked my dinner with laxatives as a joke.
I completely lost my shit.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2021 5:12 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2021 10:22 pm
That reminds me...
What's the difference between Batman and a Scouser?
Batman can go out without Robin.
What's the difference between Batman and a Scouser?
Batman can go out without Robin.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:25 pm
I used to go out with a girl who worked at the local abattoir.
She was a stunner.
She was a stunner.
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:27 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:58 pm
I started to tell Mrs.Skub this one,but before I got to finish she joined in with anecdotal evidence about folk retraining to pay the bills. I patiently waited her out,then delivered the punchline.
I'm a twat now,apparently.
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 2:15 pm
Don't you people know that you're not supposed to laugh at Bernard Manning? Apparently, he's not funny. Or something.
Anyway, this is funny. Well, it made me laugh.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-55818287
Anyway, this is funny. Well, it made me laugh.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-55818287
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:21 pm
Not wearing my glasses, I just took either a laxative or a Viagra.. now I don't know if I'm coming or going.derek badger wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:46 pmImpossible. I broke I to your house and stole all your laxatives. I shit, you not.Potter wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 4:47 pm My wife spiked my dinner with laxatives as a joke.
I completely lost my shit.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 5:50 am
You should have told these jokes to that constipated mathematician. He had to work it out with a pencil.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 7:31 pm
We are so lucky to still have jobs currently. I had a bloke decorating my house for the last three days. I got chatting to him and he is a Ryanair pilot on Furlough. He is decorating now to try and pay his mortgage, sad times but in fairness he did a great job on the landing.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 7:41 pm
He was working for Taipan on SaturdayMingtheMerciless wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 7:31 pm We are so lucky to still have jobs currently. I had a bloke decorating my house for the last three days. I got chatting to him and he is a Ryanair pilot on Furlough. He is decorating now to try and pay his mortgage, sad times but in fairness he did a great job on the landing.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 8:05 pm
D'oh, always late to the party!
